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Sex Up Your Boring Halloween Party! |
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Let’s be up front – Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Sure it lacks the presents of Christmas and the gut-busting feasts of Thanksgiving, but Halloween is far more fun. You don’t have to spend time chatting with dull relatives, listening to pious speeches about morals, there are ton of horror movies on cable and instead of dressing up as boring pilgrims you can dress up as your favorite monster or anything you want to be, even if it’s a sexy pilgrim.
And once you get too old for trick or treating, there’s only one real way to ruin Halloween – get stuck at a boring Halloween party. To save you from this horrible crisis, your friends at Adam & Eve (with a little help from our pals at Ask Men) put together a few ideas for Halloween positions and games so you’ll have a reason to stay home and something to do when the candy runs out!
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Looking at Internet Porn Just Got Safer! |
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Microsoft’s newest Internet Explorer (currently in the beta testing phase but expected to roll out early next year) features a new “privacy mode” that testers have nicknamed porn mode for it’s ability to browse the Internet without leaving those pesky breadcrumbs and trails that angry spouses and divorce lawyers love so much.
Porn mode automatically conceals the sites you visit by automatically erasing the browsing and search histories and cookies generated from data, passwords or for tracking purposes. And when you've finished looking at your favorite porn star, it automatically erases the browser cache at the end. Techno-speak aside, the next person to use the computer won't be able to see which sites you visited so they'll never know that special place in your heart dedicated to naked volleyball games.
Take note that privacy mode is made to protect against casual computer users only. Police and IT professionals can still access your viewing history so you might want to postpone your plans for world domination a little bit longer.
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Beer Goggles – They’re Not Just Urban Legends! |
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In what was easily one of the coolest experiments performed, researchers at an English University have proven the existence of beer goggles for the first time ever – finally giving you a valid excuse for waking up next to the creature from the Black Lagoon the morning after.
The researchers provided a group of college students with lime-flavored drinks – some virgin and the rest laced with vodka. After 15 minutes, the students were shown a series of pictures and asked to rate the people based on their attractiveness in the academic version of hot or not. On average, the students who drank rated the pictures 10% more attractive than the non-drinkers – that’s enough to raise someone out of the one-night stand category to might-call-the-next-day category.
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Ask Laura |
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Advice Column:Whether you’re completely clueless when it comes to sexual matters or just trying to expand your bedroom proficiency, our certified sexpert Laura has the answers you need! Just email Laura your questions at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month’s AdamEve.com newsletter! |
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Questions of the Month |
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Dear Laura,
My wife and I love to have sex often. We have been married 3 years, and we are still just like newlyweds. We have some problems with sex because I am chairbound. I have thought about a sex swing to better position ourselves for sex, but I’m not sure if a swing would be (1) comfortable for her, and (2) high enough for me (my wife is not an athletic all-star either). Cushions and pillows don’t seem to work very well. Any advice? --Perplexed
Dear Perplexed,
Yay for hot married sex! Your thought about a sex swing is a good one! The Adam & Eve Love Swing is both comfortable and adjustable. The straps are padded, so your wife should be quite comfy, and you can hang the swing from a door frame, a load-bearing ceiling beam, or from the awesome Swing Stand. As far as cushions go, you might need to specialize. The Liberator products are designed to be firm enough to support most anyone, and are comfortable, too. With the Liberator Ramp and Wedge combo, she can get in a lot of different supported positions!
Dear Laura,
It seems men these days are into dipping into every hole I’ve got! How do I have clean anal sex without the backdoor getting out and all over the sheets? --J
Dear J,
First let me say, that anal sex should not be painful or messy. If it is, you’re doing something wrong! You might have used something that’s too big for you, or moved too quickly. Anal play and anal sex are slow, loving processes. You should always start small and work your way up to something as large as a penis. Also, you should be in perfect anal health before indulging (that means no diarrhea, no constipation, and no hemorrhoids). To keep it nice and clean, you have a few options. You could eat a high-fiber meal for a cleansing movement beforehand. You could use an anal douche (although it’s not medically necessary) to be squeaky clean--check out the Carefree Anal Douche for this. To clean the external area and feel (literally) Minty Fresh, I highly recommend Sphincterine. Also remember: Use plenty of nice, thick lube for all kinds of anal play to make things nice and slippery! Good luck!
Dear Laura,
I’m young and inexperienced with sex. My guy is very pleasing in bed, yet we have multiple problems. He is rather large for me and it’s difficult for him to get inside or for us to try new positions since I have a tilted vagina and we are both very inflexible. It seems that he can reach an orgasm almost instantly but yet keeps trying way past when he wants to just for me and gets tired. I’m afraid that he will get upset that he has to work this hard for such minimal results and leave me. I would just like to be able to share that special moment with him. Please help me, I’m to the point of frustration and tears. --Nervous
Dear Nervous,
First let me say that you are perfectly normal, and obsessing and getting anxious about having an orgasm isn’t doing you any favors. Most women do not come from penetration alone! There are many reasons you may not be coming with him, and it has nothing to do with how much you love him or how hard he’s trying. First, I recommend backing off a bit--don’t make sex so goal-oriented. If all you focus on is the orgasm, you’ll end up disappointed, and you’ll miss out on all the other fun in the process! Second, I do recommend you get a vibrator for yourself. Use it, and start to learn what feels good to you. If you can make yourself come, then you can have orgasms with him! A really terrific beginner toy is the Fukuoku 9000 (you can use it on him, too!). Next, take plenty of time with foreplay, for two good reasons: the more turned on you are, (1) the easier it will be to orgasm and (2) the easier it will be for him to naturally fit inside you because you’ll be all lubed up from the excitement! The vagina stretches when you’re aroused, and becomes quite wet with lubrication, making it much easier for a large penis to slip in, but go slow anyway. Remember: you don’t have to have penetration to have sexy fun. Brush up on your oral skills. Finally, I always recommend a really great vibrating cock ring so you can get those tantalizing vibrations on your clitoris while you’re having sex! The A&E Clit Bumper is a great choice! Good luck!
Dear Laura,
I am a widow, and the last years of my husband’s life were sheer hell for me with his increased drinking and my decrease in having feelings for him, so he would tend to force me into sex just to get his kicks. I have met someone wonderful and we are now engaged to be married. We plan on waiting to make love until then, but we still play around and have fun in bed. My problem is that I cannot relax enough to get off using anything from toys to him sucking on me. I know I disappoint him, and it is disappointing to me. He actually planned a weekend alone for us from music to candles to movies, etc., and nothing worked. What do I do? --Worried
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Missed An Issue? |
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Sexual Horoscope: |
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| Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! |
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Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
Keep those toys clean and away from prying eyes! The Sugar Sak will keep it bacteria-free and protect it from damage, and the Toy Chest will keep snoopers out! |
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Libra (Sept 24–Oct 23)
Want more bang for your buck, literally? The Wicked Award Winners DVD has four discs of hot films to satisfy your cravings for hot adult movies! |
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Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
You love luxury, but not the price tag. Never fear! The Cyberglass Four-Way G is here! The sinful pleasures of glass, without the high cost. Explore and enjoy! |
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Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)
The weather is cooling off... but not in your bedroom! Heat things up to scorching with the Red Hot Vixen Babydoll! |
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Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
You’ve got a fall getaway on your calendar... make the most of it with our super-hot A&E Couple’s Night In Kit! |
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Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20)
Every guy wants to last a little longer in bed! You can get that easily and comfortably with the A&E Triple Erection System! |
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Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Make your tongue the ultimate love toy! The Tongue Vibe puts stunning stimulation on your tongue tip to go to your partner’s hot spots. |
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Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)
Get in touch with raw power and hot pleasure! The Wonder Bullet packs a wallop with powerful vibes, different sensational styles, and pleasure on the go. |
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Not only does Adam & Eve help you get off – but now we’re helping you hook up too! With our new personal sites, you can meet people right where you live for a one-night stand, a few dates, or something long-term. We’ve got millions of ads that you can access for free during your trial period.
And if you’re having problems finding someone to meet, you can visit our racy chat rooms or watch one of our live cam shows!
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DescriptionYes, orgasm-lover, you love your current sex toys. But if you’ve wondered “is that all there is?” –– then you need Pleasure Tops! Its unique ergonomic design will be hungrily accepted by your body as you control the speed, depth, pressure and girth –– you’ll come like never before! Coated in soft material, you get double the stimulation! A bullet in the tall top that’s great for vaginal or anal fun! Plus another bullet in the smaller top for clitoral or scrotum thrills! Twist base controller. Uses 2 AAA batteries (sold separately). WATERPROOF!
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Recycle Your Old Catalogs |
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special “Recycle Please” logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we’ll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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Help us, Help you! |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you’d like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don’t have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we’ll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter.
Sources:
http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating_150/178_dating_list.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,412161,00.html
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