Sex Up Your Boring Halloween Party

Let’s be up front – Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Sure it lacks the presents of Christmas and the gut-busting feasts of Thanksgiving, but Halloween is far more fun. You don’t have to spend time chatting with dull relatives, listening to pious speeches about morals, there are ton of horror movies on cable and instead of dressing up as boring pilgrims you can dress up as your favorite monster or anything you want to be, even if it’s a sexy pilgrim.

And once you get too old for trick or treating, there’s only one real way to ruin Halloween – get stuck at a boring Halloween party. To save you from this horrible crisis, your friends at Adam & Eve (with a little help from our pals at Ask Men) put together a few ideas for Halloween positions and games so you’ll have a reason to stay home and something to do when the candy runs out!

Monster Mash
Sure who hasn’t put on a sexy schoolgirl or cop costume for a little roleplaying fun? But how often have you had sex with a genuine monster? For people who really want to get into the Halloween spirit while having some dirty fun, just stroll down to the costume store and pick up 2 of their craziest and wildest monster or demon outfits. When you get home, just cut some strategically placed holes in them. When the big night comes up, put on your costumes and get your groove on!

Ghost Rider
There’s nothing more classic than a traditional ghost sheet, and now you can enjoy it in the bedroom too. Basically it just involves draping a sheet over your partner to turn them into a ghost – preferably while they’re on top to make the mechanics of the situation easier. As a bonus, the sheet’s a little more awkward than a paper bag but it stays in place easier too!

Bobbing for Boobies & Balls
There’s no telling what Freud would say about someone who gets their hands tied behind their back and then sticks their head in a tub of cold water while trying to snatch an apple. Frankly, this so-called game takes boring to a whole new level – so we decided to spice it up a bit. So hit the bathtub or, better yet, a hot tub and start hunting for those boobies and balls – just be sure to watch your teeth!

Sleepy Bat
Here’s where it’s handy to have a home gym or some serious exercise equipment. As we all know from the batman movies and the Discovery Channel, bats and guys who dress up in latex rubber bat suits sleep upside down. So, this little position involves your partner hanging upside down from a stable pull-up bar or something similar while the two of you engage in a standing 69 until dawn or until she passes out from the blood rushing to her head.

Pumpkin Head
Halloween’s nothing without jack-o’-lanterns and the same applies to your sexy and twisted night. While it’s easy enough to make a masturbator or sex toy out of pumpkin, this is a little more elaborate but a lot more fun. First, get your partner to paint their face orange and black – turning them into a walking jack-o’-lantern. Then, you’ll need to cut a hole in a large box big enough for your partner’s head to fit through. Once that’s all ready, just point your candle at their grinning face and have some fun!

Witches’ Brew
Here for Halloween is the exclusive recipe for the first-ever sexy Witches' Brew – no eye of newt or toe of dog allowed here. While this is really geared more for swingers, you could probably pull it off with some drunk sorority girls. Preparation is key to this position, so try to have everything ready in advance. Fill your hot tub with brown or green food coloring, novelty eyeballs (real ones would be disgusting and illegal after all) and as many horny women as you can fit in the tub. A fog machine would provide some cool special effects too. Keep the ladies supplied with drinks and ghost stories, and then sit back and see what happens. After you get treated to a great show, the real fun comes when you hit the shower with the ladies afterward to clean off the eyeballs and food coloring.