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Dear Laura & Larry, Dear Laura and Larry, I have read numerous tips about eating lots of fruit, specifically which kinds, to improve the taste of one?s ?juices.? My question (which is never covered) is: when to begin? The day of, the day before, the week before... You get the picture. --Taste Sensation
Laura's Response:
Dear Taste Sensation, I?m not a health professional, but I imagine that because of how the body?s metabolism works, you won?t see any kind of ?instant? effect on the taste of your love juices. You?ll probably need to wait at least a day to get any kind of noticeable effect. You?ll have better results if you make dietary changes that incorporate more of these foods into your diet on a regular basis. Also, remember that every body is different and will react differently to fruits--you may not get the results you want. Two things that are proven to sweeten the flavor of your juices (for men or women) are not smoking, and reducing or eliminating red meat from your diet. There?s also Semenex, which works in 24 hours to sweeten the taste of semen. In the end, remember this: your juices are natural bodily fluids, not food or candy. It can be nice to sweeten them up, but there are limits to what they will taste like!
Larry's Response:
Dear Taste Sensation, Kudos for finding a partner who doesn?t mind swallowing! You?ve found a rare gem my friend, and I hope you truly appreciate them. I have been with the occasional swallower in the past, but I?ve never found a partner willing to play taste-test with me so I don?t have any personal experience. But it?s lucky for you that I spend ridiculous amounts of time watching adult movies. They?ve taught me a whole world of things ? from the importance of never getting a discount boob job to always cleaning up thoroughly before anal sex. I was watching a behind the scenes vignette just last week and learned that it takes about 3 to 4 days for the fruit juice to work. This was straight from the lips of a well-known adult star, and I?ll gladly bow to the pros on this topic.
P.S. Pineapple juice is the way to go. |
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Dear Laura & Larry, I love to get frisky in a bathtub! Sadly, my new apartment only has a shower stall. What can I do to liven it up? --Hot and Wet
Laura's Response:
Dear Hot and Wet, Although a bathtub gives you more room for playing around, you can get quite creative within the confines of a shower stall! If you?re showering alone, grab your favorite waterproof vibrators, or get a Wall Banger G-Spot vibe, which is meant to go in showers! For even more thrills, check out our Wallbangers Waterproof Clit vibrator. If you?re showering with a partner, you might want some help in getting into creative positions! Check out the Dual Locking Suction Handle and the Single Locking Foot Rest to get into some fun positions without slipping around! The Dual Shower Head will keep things hot and wet on both of you. Don?t forget to have some silicone lube handy--it doesn?t wash away in water! ID Millennium Lube is a good choice.
Larry's Response:
Dear Hot and Wet, When it comes to wet sex, give me a shower stall over a bathtub any day! Not only are they much easier to clean, which is good because I?m wretched when it comes to scrubbing things or vacuuming them and the less said about dusting the better, but their small size makes me feel a bit nostalgic too. It?s almost like being a college freshman all over again, trying to have sex on those twin beds in the dorm for the first time. Just like back then, the key to shower stall sex is to get creative. You and your partner are squeezed into a pretty tight space, so you might as well make the most of it. This is the perfect chance for one of you to show off your dominant side and take command of the situation. Tell your partner what you want ? with the tight confines there?s no room for weaseling around. Push him or her against the wall with a searing kiss before dropping to your knees for some tongue action before taking things from there. Just be sure there?s a non-slip mat in the stall ? the last thing you want is to start slipping and sliding at the wrong moment!
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