Bullet and egg vibrators are discrete sex toys that deliver strong vibrations to focused areas of the body like the clitoris. Most bullet and egg vibrators cost less than $20, which makes them a great entry-level sex toy for anyone on a budget. Useful and versatile, they also work well with other sex toys, like penis rings, dildos, and strokers where the added vibrations help spice up one of your favorite sex toys or make a new one even more stimulating.
Bullet Vibrators
These vibes feature a streamlined bullet-like shape and generally measure about 2 inches long and about 0.75 inch wide. The vast majority are designed solely for external stimulation – they’re simply not big enough for internal use. (However, as these toys evolve, there are some extra-long bullets to reach those internal hot spots.) Bullets focus vibrations on a single spot – such as her clit or his balls – for intense simulation. They’re also commonly used in other sex toys for additional stimulation. Many penis rings use a bullet vibrator for increased clitoral stimulation. Bullet vibrators usually run on watch batteries and have either an adjustable dial or push-button controller built into their base. This makes bullet vibrators more discreet and easier to use when traveling than eggs.
Egg Vibrators
These vibes are about the same general size and shape as large egg, typically measuring about 2.5 inches long and 1.25 inches wide. Like their bullet counterparts, egg vibes are generally intended for focused stimulation – targeting a single erogenous zone at a time. While most egg vibrators are intended for external stimulation, there are some that come with retrieval cords that can be used internally as well. Egg vibrators are often used with larger sex toys, such as realistic masturbators and large dildos. Eggs typically run on standard AA or AAA batteries and come with a separate controller. Egg vibrators tend to have more vibration modes and more power than bullets.
How to Use Bullet and Egg Vibrators
Due to their versatility and discreet size, these little powerhouses are a must for every toy box, and here are some ways to get the most out of all they have to offer:
Masturbation
Nothing is as satisfying as a little self-loving, and adding a toy can add to the excitement and give your hand a break. You may want to start out running a bullet or egg over your erogenous zones. Or if your toy has a retrieval cord you can insert it and just let the pleasure wash over you. You can also nestle a bullet or egg up against your favorite dildo or dong and make it come alive.
Clitoral Stimulation
Don’t let their small size fool you. Since bullets provide pinpoint stimulation, focusing them on your clit is a real treat. Whether their tip is tapered or rounded, add some lube and glide it over your hotspot. Or settle it there for continuous stimulation.
Oral Sex
Bullets and eggs can add to the satisfaction of oral sex. For women, you can alternate between the tongue and the toy on the clitoris, or slip the toy inside as your lover laps away. Simultaneously trail it over nipples, backdoor, or anywhere else you desire. It adds to the pleasure. And for men, don’t forget about the twins. Buzz his balls, taint, or anus as you’re going down and blow more than his mind.
Vaginal Penetration
As long as your bullet or egg has a retrieval cord on it, it can safely be inserted into the vagina. (There are some newer bullets on the market that are extra-long so no cord is needed. Just make sure you don’t insert too far.) And you may not want to stop there. If you are truly daring, add a bullet to another insertable toy or even with your lover’s penis. It will feel incredible for you both.
Penis Stimulation
Discreet vibrating bullets, eggs, and other toys aren’t just for women. Men can enjoy the fun too. Some penis rings come with a vibrating bullet that turns his rod into a human vibrator and delivers thrilling sensations to you both. Or he can choose to run it along the head and shaft.
Anal Play
The anus contains a butt-load (no pun intended) of nerve endings, so why not place a bullet or egg right up against your backdoor? If it features a retrieval ring or cord, you can also insert it into your anus for booty-licious thrills. You may want to do so during vaginal or oral sex for a truly mind-blowing experience.
Couples’ Public Play
Imagine being out on a date night or getting your groove on at the club. Sounds like fun, right? Well why not make an evening with your significant other even more exciting by adding a bullet or egg to the mix? One of the best ways to do this is with a pair of vibrating panties. Available in a wide variety of colors, sizes, and styles, they look just like a regular pair of undies but with a hidden twist. They feature a special pocket specifically designed to hold your favorite bullet or egg. Some vibrating panties even include remotes so you, or your partner, can turn them on and off and change the power levels. The best thing is no one will know what’s going on “down there” but you. By the end of the night, you’ll be lucky to make it in the front door let alone the bedroom.
Shopping for a Discreet Vibrator
When it comes to shopping for discreet vibrators such as bullets or eggs, there are several things you may want to consider:
Materials
The most common types of materials for vibrating bullets and eggs are plastic and silicone. Plastic toys are popular since they tend to cost the least. Also, plastic is rigid and most models are smooth, which allows for easy insertion, removal and cleaning. Silicone toys are hygienic, easy to clean, and can stand up to daily use. It is soft, yet firm to the touch and makes penetration easy. There are some bullets and eggs that are made of metal, usually stainless steel, aluminum, or copper. Some metal sex, however, may contain nickel, even if it is medical-grade stainless steel. Therefore, if you have a nickel allergy, always double-check that your metal toy is nickel free before using it.
Water Resistance
Who doesn’t like to take your favorite plaything on an aquatic adventure? But it’s important to know just where your toy can go so you don’t accidentally expose it to water when you shouldn’t. Some battery-operated toys, or ones that have an external remote attached, may not be able to get wet. If it’s labeled water-resistant or splash proof, it means you can get the toy wet to some extent, but it is not safe to submerge. Waterproof means that it is fully sealed and safe to take it in the bath, shower, pool or hot tub. Always read the product description and packaging so you know where your toy can go.
Number of Vibration Modes
For some people, they are perfectly content with a limited number of speeds and patterns of vibrations. Basic vibrators, including many vibrating bullets and eggs, often come with a low, medium, and high setting, or even just a single speed, and that’s okay. After all, all it takes is that one sweet setting to make you see stars. However, there are some toys that can create literally hundreds of combinations. That’s why it’s important to read the product descriptions so you know what you’re in for and what your new toy can do.
Remote/App Features
When it comes to features it’s all about personal preference and exploration. Do you want a toy with built in controls? Or do you want the ease of a separate remote? As toys evolve, there are now toys that stimulate more than one sweet spot, spin, thrust, heat up, and can even connect to apps on your smart device that can control your toy (or let a partner control it from afar).
Cleaning and Caring for Your New Toy
Sex toys are an investment in your pleasure, so you want to make sure they last, and with proper care they can keep you happy for many nights to come.
Before using your sex toy, it’s important to always inspect it for any tears or defects. If it is an insertable toy, make sure you use a compatible lubricant.
Cleaning is probably the single most important thing when it comes to care, so it’s essential to do so immediately after each and every use. Use warm water and an antibacterial soap, or use a good quality toy cleaner. Thoroughly wipe and rinse, taking care to avoid getting the battery area wet where applicable. You can also use rubbing alcohol to clean plastic toys.
Once your toy is squeaky clean, dry it with a soft, clean cloth then wrap them individually in either a lint free material such as linen, or a velvet storage bag. Many materials do not mix well with each other, and can actually end up destroying or damaging your toy. This is especially true with silicone. Never store a silicone toy with another silicone toy. The result will be a slow disintegration and you’ll end up with a misshapen and unusable toy and no one wants that.
If your toy is battery operated, remove the batteries before storing. That way there will be no chance of corrosion that can ruin your sex toy. You also don’t want it to accidentally turn on and zap the battery so it won’t be able to buzz you to bliss when you’re ready for some “me time.”
With just a little bit of cleaning, maintenance and proper care, your favorite sex toys will be around for years to come.
