Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Eve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit
My wife used this for the first time and she came like she was have an exorcism.
Adam & Eve Couple's Enhancer Ring
It's literally a cheat code for sex. I would get tired so i would just lay on top of her or vice versa and the vibrating took care of everything.
Silicone Ball Spreader
When i sheathed my two kiddie makers into these bad boys, it was liberating like separating conjoined Siamese twins! Each free to go their own way and explore life to the fullest! To stand on their own piece of scrotal material and proudly say to the woman gazing at them with fear and loathing, I am here for you woman! Feel my essence!
A&E Blue Dolphin
I look like I’m having an exorcism with all of the shaking and twitching this causes.
Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower Clitoral Massager
This thing sleeps in my bed with me, I am not kidding.
Magic Wand Original
Women, if you are physically capable of squirting, this sumbitch right here will have you thinking there’s a midget with a super soaker hiding in ya coochie!
Fleshlight Go: Surge
Is there a Fleshlight addiction support group I can join? I am in danger of wearing myself down to a nub.
Vibrating A**-Gasm Penis Ring Plug
When the ring is on and the other end inserted, it’s like watching Bruce Banner become Hulk.
A&E Cool Curve Jelly Dildo
Rubber d*ckie, you're the one!
Rechargeable Pretty in Pink Bullet
This bullet doesn’t fit any of my guns, but it makes up for it in other ways!
