Satisfyer Pro 2 - 2nd Generation

Okay, I wasn't going to write a review because there are already 1300 of them, but I just keep reading some of the same things over and over and I really want to say a couple of things. I've had another device very similar to this one for a while now and it has NEVER disappointed me, but I wanted to upgrade to this one with more settings. The first time I tried it, my body was positioned kind of weird and I knew it and though I was a little skeptical, it still worked. The next time, however, I made sure I was more comfortable and HOT DAMN it did it's job - very, VERY well. On its lightest setting even the most sensitive can tolerate it and on its highest setting women on the other side of the world will feel it. There are definitely settings for everyone. And if you use this right, it will be worth every penny to you. BUT you have to use it correctly, and sadly most companies don't really give explicit instructions on how to make things like this work. They can put the high fashiony girl on the box with the flag and call it a "revolution," but teaching women how to actually use it WELL is MUCH more empowering. Come on... These can seem self-explanatory, but there are definitely some important things to know that will really make these even more amazing than they already are for you or your partner (I'm talking to you, fellas): 1. It needs to be wet. Both sides - meaning the genitals and the actual opening of the device. You don't need to douse it and yourself with crazy amounts of lube or anything, but make sure that the clit area and the opening of the device are well-lubricated (even if you just use saliva). This gives it better suction so that it's much more comfortable and it works SO much better. TRUST ME. 2. Make sure that it's positioned directly over the clitoris so that it can surround the tissue and do its suction and blowing function right. You can kind of work your way around and get it to latch on there eventually, but if you just get directly in there, and make sure you position it right, it's SO much better. You can tell when it's positioned right because it will feel like it's very gently pulling on the clit (and you can't miss that wonderful "whoa" feeling). Don't beat around the bush - so to speak. If you want this to do its job well and quickly, take the time to do it right. You will be SO glad you took that extra 30 to 60 seconds. Now here's some common sense for the whiny people: You just bought an expensive personal device. If it stops working after you've used it one time, CONTACT CUSTOMER SERVICE. Unfortunately there are always going to be products (of any kind) that are duds and need to be replaced. The battery on my $400 vacuum died shortly after I bought it, so I contacted the company and got it fixed instead of just griping about wasted money. Magic... Give this a chance and give Adam & Eve a chance to make it right if it breaks, for Pete's sake. If you didn't know, read the returns information, and if you're embarrassed talking to someone about it, buck up. This thing's worth it!

cant remember who suggested this little piece of heaven but whoever you are thank you i owe you one lmaoo listen i was like this thing is not gonna work ive never given myself an orgasm not once not even on accident..the lady said do not use in the shower her friend broke her ankle so you know what i did...yepp used it in the shower ...the first 2 speeds i was like ehh okay its a good massager not gonna work though..cranked that bad boy up to like 4 or 5 and hit the mimi had to grab the shower rail i was done in like 30 seconds..soo yea this thing is going everywhere with me well worth every dollar ????????

This is the BEST toy we have ever tried! The reviews say it takes a little to find the right spot, so I was telling my wife that as I was placing it and I got as far as “the reviews say it takes a few minutes to fi. . . .” And she yelled “Get a towel!” That’s how good this is! It was only at about half power!!!! She normally takes a while to orgasm, but it was literally seconds and we had to change the sheets. I have never seen her react like that!!!! This thing goes in our hall of fame!!! I don’t know that we could use the other toys any more. We’ve used this thing probably 5 times in the last 2 weeks. She loves it! And she makes sure to show her appreciation!!!! If you have a clitoris or love someone who does (or both), you NEED this in your night stand!

This product is everything it promises to be and more. As someone who (so far) has only ever achieved orgasm via clitoral stimulation and who has maintained a phone/FaceTime/Skype exclusive long distance relationship for the last five years I'm just disappointed I didn't give in and invest in one sooner. I usually have a hard time being consistent or going more than a few times a week because I'm a BBW and my wrist gets damn tired between sitting under my tummy and moving in little circles. I get hand cramps very easily. This little toy has worked miracles for my peculiar sex life. I can't wait to pack it in my bag for some extra fun when we finally meet up in a few months!! ?? The only con is if you're as big as I am it may take a little maneuvering to find that sweet spot bc of chubby labia and tummy and thigh obstruction. But oh honey when you do ??

My wife does not orgasm easy but there is nothing more satisfying to me then when she does. Over the years for a toy I would get her a rabbit style vibe which she likes but sometimes are not strong enough and lately our last couple seems to be disappointing . We have been married for going on 27years and our love life is important I wanted something for her that would not disappoint! something different something to help her say wow! A HAPPY WIFE= A HAPPY LIFE! This Christmas I started looking again and reading The new line of Clitoral stimulators caught my eye and after reading all of the reviews for hours the Satisfyer pro seemed like the best value and best choice! It has 11 different settings hopefully it will be strong enough! Would it work were the reviews true? YES YES YES!!! Based on other reviews and wanting to make sure we got it right I put some lubrication on her and after using my finger for a bit i turned the satisfyer on to about 3 and put her in charge!!! When she seam to get it to the right spot i played with the settings for her # 3 -4 was all she could take so i left the settings there she had it right as she wanted it and where she wanted i went to work on her aroused breast! Some reviews say the Satisfyer pro is loud, it really is not and when it is where it belongs it is very quiet, you can tell when it is not where it belongs by its sound and you can tell when it is where it belongs by the Sound and look of your wife! Praise God!!! i have not seen such a look of Satisfaction on my wife's face in a long long time if ever!! She orgasmed fast and furious she got so hot and flushed we had to end up stopping. BUT, THIS TIME WE STOPPED FULL OF SATISFACTION AND JOY! WOW i really liked that wow, wow, wow, was her smiling comments! i GOT THE CHRISMAS PRESENT RIGHT THIS YEAR! i can not wait to try her new Satisfyer pro again in all different ways perhaps with her in the tub it is suppose to be waterproof you know! And we just might have more opportunities now, to do so as happy as she is with this_________ you fill in the blank I just can not call it a toy this one is serious!!! Men your wives will love, love, love, this one and boy it sure is great when we make the right choices for her!! And ladies you probably can do this one better then we can but we sure will enjoy it with you! BTW it is bigger then i thought it would be but easy to operate and hold