Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are on the cheeky side. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Fleshlight Go: Surge
I groan and moan like a walrus in heat as the wife uses this to make me c-m. Makes my toes curl, back arch, and my eyes roll back as I see stars.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
when we use the Satisfyer Pro 2, I tell my boyfriend if I die after we use it make sure they know it was an Orgasmic Heart Attack that killed me and I had a smile on my face.
A&E 3 Point Prostate Massager
Knocks the j-zz right out of you
Play Zone Xact-Fit Rings
After opening the package I handed her the full cone of rings, laid back and told her to use her imagination. I'm pretty sure she used the rings and "traffic cone" in ways the manufacturer had not intended! In 22 years of marriage I have never needed a safe word... until now.
A&E Magic Massager Deluxe 8x
Maybe put down a few towels. This thing doesn’t leave a wet spot so much as biohazard.
Womanizer Premium
Whenever my husbands not around to lick my clit the womanizer is my go to pleasure stick. I love the different levels of intensity that I can play with. Normally I have to smack my husbands face when I want him to speed up or slow down. With the womanizer, I control it all.
Fleshlight Stamina Trainer Value Pack
Does the job for sure and better than a date with Pamela Handerson.
A&E G-Gasm Delight G-Spot Vibe
Prepare yourself it’s like pringles... once you pop you won’t stop.. you just keep going
A&E Crystal Clear 8 Inch Dildo
10/10 for d-cking-down capabilities. This dildo can hit the spot better than any person I’ve ever slept with. It’s better than sliced bread. I picked the clear one. It’s great because if you don’t know where to hide it you can put it on the fireplace and tell people it’s an abstract sculpture. If you really want to, you can even stick it to the wall with it’s great suction cup and use it to hang your coat. I will be purchasing these in bulk and sending them as party favours to my 40th birthday
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Hits the perfect button, as someone who’s always taken forever to orgasm, this thing is a lifesaver! I am there & gushing in no time! My husband loves to watch me with it & has even nicknamed it my “squirt gun”.
