Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Satisfyer 1 - Next Generation
As I was climaxing, it felt like one of those scenes where the movie pauses and the main character breaks the 4th wall and gives the audience a look... I might have heard Morgan freeman narrate “indeed, she finally felt what a clitoral climax was supposed to be like as she clutched her new best friend and tried not to wake her neighbors” and then I went again to prove to myself it wasn’t a fluke.
Adam’s Colossal 12 Inch
My other dildos call this one daddy
Fifty Shades Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit
OK, so, I name my vibrators because I'm me, and this one is Ivan Drago because its intensity hits me so hard, my eyes roll back Apollo Creed style (RIP AC).
Sexy Things Thrusting Butterfly
I was going to use this for the first time and make a hot little audio clip for a special friend, and that was not the case. It’s a clip of me just me saying, “Oh that’s a lot” a bunch and I was done in 12 seconds. Pretty sure Jesus was there, although it was awkward considering I was shouting his father’s name.
Rocks Off 120mm Bullet
I bought this toy for My girlfriend and she loved it! In her words it takes her from "that high pitched orgasm you know so well to omg do me now." it fits perfectly in her purse if I am feeling a bit mean and want to mess with her while she is out on the road! I recommend this toy to any female or couple!
Nipple Play Nipple Teasers
It’s so loud you’ll wake the neighborhood but, at least you’ll be able to invite them over for fun now.
My Private O Vibrator
Kept this on inside my pikachu while I was at a Harry Styles concert and it was like his voice was singing into my vagina. Never came so hard in my life.
Intense Organic Clitoral Gel
This is the best stimulating gel I have ever used - it brought me from 0 to 60 in no time!!! Bonus was my boyfriend loved the taste and spent alot of time down in "LADY-TOWN"!!
Fifty Shades Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit
This thing is amazing. I’m going through a divorce and while he’s screwing his girlfriend, I found his replacement and more! This rabbit vibrator gets me from 0 to 50 in no time. And I don’t have to worry about it cheating on me!
A&E Vibrating Silver Bullet
I love using it with a vibrator and by itself, it is so amazing. If I was trapped on an island this would definitely be one of the things I would take with me!!!
