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Funny Sex Toy Reviews #50

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #50

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit
I have never had a orgasim so hard until i used this...fireworks..eyes rolled, toes curled, body goes numb...words just don't do it justice....so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will never be without it :)

A&E Magic Massager

A&E Magic Massager
I only thought I had had orgasms until I bought this toy!!! My entire body was convulsing with the power of the orgasms this thing gives me!!! This is a must buy!!!!

Slim Waterproof Massager

Slim Waterproof MassagerE
this product is powerful, its just the right shape and size, its made me not only have the big O more than once but it keeps on making me squirt like someone turned on the garden hose

Super Head Honcho Masturbator

Super Head Honcho Masturbator
I bought this toy for my BF. He loves it. Had phone sex the first time he used it, thought he was going to come though the phone lol.

Silicone Triple Orgasm Ring

Silicone Triple Orgasm Ring
I think my girlfriend broke some kind of record for saying "Oh My God" over & over & over quickly so many times. She loved it.

Belladonna's Pocket Stroker

Belladonna's Pocket Stroker
my husband loves it and it makes my life ALOT easer

Red Hot Spark Clitoral Vibe

Red Hot Spark Clitoral Vibe
It completely envelopes her clit, snuggles inside her lips and leaves room for me to get in a suck and lick and nipple away! She got so wet the other day I thought i was going to have to wear a splash guard :!)

Satisfyer 2 - Next Generation

Satisfyer 2 - Next Generation
Makes you have a waterfall! It’s amazing!! Very quiet!! It’s little tricky to touch the right spot but after a little bit it’s works wonders!! My partner calls me waterfalls after using it.

A&E Masturbator Lube

A&E Masturbator Lube
Feels good, plays well with others, easy to dance to.... I give it a 9.

16 Function Super Rabbit

16 Function Super Rabbit
This is the crown jewel. My wife wasn't sure about it when she looked at it. It was a bit intimidating to her..... 3 minutes and she was moaning convinced it is her new best friend...... I worried that I could be obsolete