Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Wet Desserts Flavored Lube
I feel like I'm having cake for breakfast when I go down on my man
Wild G-Spot Vibrator
It’s awesome. Mine is pink and named Sparklette. Please get this.
Realistic 9 inch Big Boy Dildo with Balls
When I say this thing is massive.... I'm talking Godzilla d*ck!!!
Satisfyer Pro 2 — Next Generation
OH. MY. GOD. Whoever invented this thing should get a Nobel prize for orgasms.
A&E Turn Me On Rechargeable Bullet
Unlike the men in my life. It’s great! I no longer feel the need to hoe around because of this magical product!
Eve’s Deluxe Rabbit Thumper
Holy Harry Potter! This thing is insane. It’s like a unicorn party in my vagina that makes me orgasm within minutes. 10/10 recommend this magical experience if you want to feel like you just banged a wizard.
Rotating Rabbit Vibrator
it is amazing. I’m pretty sure my soul left my body.
Midnight Rider Vibrator
So I was a little apprehensive trying this out but... Holy freaking hell...I orgasmed so hard I hit the moon.
A&E Naughty Couples Door Swing
Once in use you can either push them against the door or swing them towards you. Either way it’s Downtown Poundtown. Wife said she felt like she was getting f**ked on a cloud. Highly recommend.
Rock Rings The Earthmover
try warming things up for a while in our own way, then put this thing on and WOW. Counted 20 OMGs from her. Well worth the price