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Funny Sex Toy Reviews #43

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #43

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Super Head Honcho

Super Head Honcho
The inventor should get a Nobel prize. This thing is fantastic. Blow job doesn't do it justice. If every member of Al Qaeda had one of these, there would be no terrorism.

Cyberskin Stroker Triplets

Cyberskin Stroker Triplets
I'm a dude so I don't moan when I orgasm. But when I used these for the first time I let out a few foreign noises.

Wild G-Spot Vibe

Wild G-Spot Vibe
I feel like the guy who introduced his boss to the machine who can do his job quicker and more efficiently!

Vibrating Dual Harness

Vibrating Dual Harness
my GF wore this and did it to me, she loved it and the look on her face made me scared but strangely aroused!

Orgasmix

Orgasmix
Turns a breather into a screamer. I highly recommend.

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit
I purchased this product as a surprise. It arrived while I was at work. My wife sent me a text saying simply WOW...I'm not leaving the bedroom all day!!

We-Vibe II

We-Vibe II
when soft moans were replaced with literaly screaming orgasams, I didn't have to ask if she liked it. It's now used regularly.

Glass Spinner

Glass Spinner
I came within seconds. As soon as it started spinning, so did I!Highly recommend!

Double Whammy

Double Whammy
Its like strapping a twin outboard engine to your unit. Drove wife crazy.

Adam & Eve Blue Swirl Glass Dildo

Adam & Eve Blue Swirl Glass Dildo
This amazing tool is a work of art that can be used quite creatively to achieve a multitude of pleasures. I imagine it could end up in a museum of 21st century eroticism! Our new go-to dildo!!