Funny Sex Toy Reviews #36

Strawberry Shortcake Body Butter
Awesome oral simply put my wife has earned her new 3ct ring wink wink

Triple O Vibrator
This thing will take you into another dimension!! Einstein said it perfect!!! E=MC2 EMIT=MULTIPLE C-MS BOTH OF YOU IT REALLY WORKS FOR BOTH OF US...

Lucid Dreams 9 Vibrator
I am always joking to my friends how I wish I could set my relationship status to, "In a relationship with Doc Johnson"

Blue Dolphin Vibrator
Love the feel. Love the look. We use it every time. Has made my husband very lazy. Lets the vib do the work for him.

So Real 6-inch Realistic
wife said it's a goldielocks c-ck.not too big not too small, not too hard ,not too soft, just right

A&E Vibrating Silver Bullet
Bullets are like potatoes....staple food....every woman should own one!!

My 1st Anal Explorer Kit
I felt like Christopher Columbus after finding the hole of glory.

A&E Magic Massager
My wife LOVES this gadget. She turns into a bucking bronco which makes things interesting! I'm going to buy some spurs next!

Basix Twist n Shout Anal Dildo
This is the best thing in the shower since...showers.

Crystal Heart of Glass
First glass toy I ever got. Really happy with how it looked when I opened the package. Fun to use and makes me feel like a magical girl (still waiting for my transformation sequence).