Funny Sex Toy Reviews #35

18 Again Vaginal Shrink Cream
I am retired but my vagina isn't due to this great cream!

Red 9” Big Boy Dildo with Balls
This toy is every bit as large as the description says! It was too large for me but the suction works very well and it has become my favorite conversation piece. "Why do you have a giant dildo stuck to your wall?!" "Because."

System JO H2O 16oz lube
This stuff is amazing! Best lube I've ever used. Makes a lonely night turn into a party in my pants! Thanks A&E!!!!

8” All-American Whopper
Wife loves to use this in the shower with the suction cup attached to the tile wall. We keep running out of hot water. Great, durable product.

Xtreme Power Turbo Bullet
Hello, I recently purchased the Xtreme power turbo bullet for my wife, and wow the first time we used it, she orgasmed over and over, and over, it was like niagra falls was in our bed, we have used alot of bullets in the past and this one was awesome.

Little Flirt
Thanks Mr. Grey! My wife is not an anal sex woman,but in the 50 shades books, the man introduces her to a butt plug, and I took advantage of it. she loves it.

Anal Slider
I love Harry Potter and i thought it looked like the Elder Wand... And i really wanted the Elder Wand in my Chamber of Secrets... It made me c-m like magic.

Hollow Strap-On for Him or Her
we used it for the first time and all she can say is lets try another position, and another, and another and woo,wow, neat..put a lock on the bedroom door and get down on it...

Waterproof Rabbit Pearl Vibrator
Awesome...gets me off whenever I need to...I keep it in my car just incase lunch requires some stress relief

Emperor 8” Vibrating Dildo
My wife loves it. Tried it then tried it again! I hope she doesn't forget I have one too (ha ha).