Funny Sex Toy Reviews #33

Womanizer
you can go on tinder for some mediocre (most likely terrible) sex or you can get the womanizer and not have to fake an orgasm because the orgasm is real! like really really effing great!

Wicked Aqua Flavored Lube
Buttery caramel goodness! My husband hates caramel, but he doesn't have to put a penis in his mouth so there. He can deal with the sweet smell to make fellatio that much more enjoyable for me. I'd probably eat this stuff on ice cream if that were socially acceptable.

Crystal Jellies 6” Ballsy Dildo
Ordered as a surprise for my wife and was she surprised. She managed to check the mail before I got home and I got a text from her saying "Just opened a very interesting and exciting package in the mail". A few minutes later I got a picture with the caption "Holy sh-t, it's amazing!" Enough said.

Please Feel-Me Vibrator
I ordered this for my wife since I am away for quite some time because of my work. Since she received it she doesnt want to leave the bedroom. Thanks adam & eve for being there when I cant :)

A&E Magic Massager
OK, so not a real "magic" wand, but magic happened when this baby arrives in the mail!

A&E Clit Dancer
SO SO Happy that we live around old deaf people!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!!I even like to see the hubby go to work sometimes too!!!!!!

A&E Glass Ben Wa Balls
I love walking around town and work and no one knows I'm turning the heat up in my lil bakery. It's my favorite secret

A&E Bunny Kiss
Wow the vibrator. Think some of the plaster fell off the ceiling.. Definitely use when kids are gone.

Glass Candy Land Juicer
So beautiful almost felt like never taking it outbof the box...but i did and was it worth it!!!feels great looks great and when I use it I become a work of art.

Crystal Jellies Anal Trainer Kit
Does the job plus suction cups let you hang them like ornaments in the bathroom.