Funny Sex Toy Reviews #31

Body Spa Vibrating Sponge
I think everyone needs one in every bathroom!

Rotating Wallbangers Rabbit
When I first got it in I tried it out and its the fastest O I have EVER recieved! My first thought was who needs a man after this. Ive had it for a couple weeks now and I find myself sneaking away or making excuses to my husband just to use it.

Hollow Strapon For Him or Her
My boyfriend loves this thing and says it is better than the blue pill. He finally feels like a real man and can use it on me in all kinds of positions. I would prefer a softer material and a little smaller, but this is worth getting so close to the real thing. We both enjoy.

Lucid Dream #14 G Spot Vibrator
I bought this as a surprise for my girlfriend. She has never used a toy. It was a bit uncomfortable at first. Then she got used to it, and the showers began.

Filthy Clean Penis Soap
I put this out on my bathroom sink before having guests over just to see the reaction. It was quite the conversation starter. A must have for any bathroom!

Silver Beaded Rope and Whip
My girl use it om me she used the rope to keep me down and the whip to put me in my pleace and I love ever min of it...

Blackballed Dildo
My Wife nearly fell over when I showed her this item, Shye was vewry nervous, and with the aid of Lube and Time we worked it in. And She loves it !! Still takes time and lube each time but it is worth it she Explodes with delight. And I reap the Rewards of her satisfaction ô¿ô

A&E Curved Beaded Glass Dildo
Believe it or not, but this toy makes my wife have orgasms over and over and over. With this toy she has also discovered female ejaculation...it does exist and it is freakin awesome crazy!!! I kid you not, but she sprays her ejaculate everywhere...we always have to keep a towel handy for obvious reasons!

Portable Nooner Masturbator
When you need a lunchtime relief, this thermos delivers! Its perfect for a lunchtime quickie everytime, its so tight and warm and hot it makes you wanna explode. Tight, warm, lifelike, and ready when i want it!

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
I bought this for my wife while over overseas. She says its the best orgasim she has ever had! She said this was the best gift EVER(and her ring was 5 digits)! she used it 3 times today alone and twice of the webcam!