Funny Sex Toy Reviews #30

The Emperor Vibrating Dildo
She wore it out on the first try! This was a very fun purchase. ON the first try my wife was a little intimidated so we started slow and by the end she was grinding on it like an animal. It was very exciting for me to watcha nd take part of.

Sterling Collection Bullet Combo Pack
I may not have been a vibrator queen, but I must say this is quite a delight. Especially for my pleasureful desires it will pack the punch with its small size and its convenient thanks to the need for only 2 AA batteries. I love it cause it never dies and I fall asleep with it.

8x G-Spot Fantasy Massager
This thing is amazing. It hit the spot with a capital G!!!!

Cyberskin Dream Realistic Dildo
This toy has become my wife's favorite. Bigger than advertised but makes my wife spill love juice repeatedly. Orgasmic is an understatement. She loves it so much that she gets wet enough now that she doesn't need lubricant now to get it in.

Vibrating Royal Grip Stroker
I was going to give this 3 stars because it is such a pain to dry, the outside has a sticky quality, I can barely feel the vibe, and the nubs all around the mouth are totally pointless.But HOLY CR-P does this thing feel amazing when you get it lubed up. I came so hard I though I might actually go blind. 3 chambers of pure win.

Rock Hard Weekend
Took it one night and had a great time. The problem was everytime the next day I even started to think about sex it started to rise. The wife thought it was fun but when your at a store and this happens it is kind of funny. But I cannot say that it did not work. Will plan on using again as long as I am not going out in public.

Cyberskin Euphoria Vibrator
Mmmmmm mmmmmm goooooood...

Carmen’s 7-inch Fun Dildo
I bought this carbon dildo for fun. We keep it on the mantle of our fireplace and believe me it is a conversation starter.

My First Anal Toy
My boyfriend bought this for me because he knows I am hesitant about anal sex. It is great and he has opened new doors ( pun intended) to our sex life.

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit
So we have "named" this new addition to the toy box as the Evil Bunny.NOT for any negative reasons be sure. The Vibration cycles are intense and and like that the speed and cycles are seperate so you can build up and slow down... think prolonging the fun. I would recommend this to anyone. The only down side i find is that when the four batteries it takes start to go they go fast. Recommend Rechargables for this toy unless you have stock in a Duracell.