Funny Sex Toy Reviews #24

King Dong Dildo
After staring at it for a year and after 6 months of jokingly trying to get it in my rear I finally had enough. I locked the doors, turned off the phone and just worked on it in the tub with a gallon of crisco while praying to whatever god would listen for an hour. "Please let me get this in my rear." Success!!! I mean nothing I have ever done has felt this good. It was the best I have ever felt in my entire life. Wow. Now life has no meaning for me. I think about it all the time and think... when am I going to get that in me again?

Dual Clit Flicker Penis Ring
I used this regularily with my ex-girl friend. She loved it so much that when I broke up with her she asked if she could have it. I told her to get her own. The nerve of that girl. I love my penis ring. I can only bearly tolerate her.

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
I had the original Rabbit and loved it... until it went to vibrator heaven. :( I got this Rabbit as a replacement and I really like it but I like it in a different way than the original. The g-spot bend at the end takes a little getting used to but once you get the hang of it, WOW!

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
My wife and I have been experimenting with vibrators for a few years, but this little baby outshines all the others so far. It is not THAT big like some other reviews explain, but it is a little intimidating to look at the first time. Once yout get going, hold on to your socks! Her last comments were,"I thought I was going to rip your toes off I came so hard" and "you should teach a class on how to use these things!" Lucky for me, the vibe did most of the work, I just got the credit! Enjoy.

China Anal Balm Cream
a once unbearable act, is to die for now. Can't live without this!!