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This batch of funny product reviews includes a toy that took six months to master and more!

Funny Sex Toy Reviews from Adam and Eve

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #24

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

King Dong Dildo
After staring at it for a year and after 6 months of jokingly trying to get it in my rear I finally had enough. I locked the doors, turned off the phone and just worked on it in the tub with a gallon of crisco while praying to whatever god would listen for an hour. "Please let me get this in my rear." Success!!! I mean nothing I have ever done has felt this good. It was the best I have ever felt in my entire life. Wow. Now life has no meaning for me. I think about it all the time and think... when am I going to get that in me again?

King Dong Dildo
Dual Clit Flicker Penis Ring

Dual Clit Flicker Penis Ring
I used this regularily with my ex-girl friend. She loved it so much that when I broke up with her she asked if she could have it. I told her to get her own. The nerve of that girl. I love my penis ring. I can only bearly tolerate her.

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
I had the original Rabbit and loved it... until it went to vibrator heaven. :( I got this Rabbit as a replacement and I really like it but I like it in a different way than the original. The g-spot bend at the end takes a little getting used to but once you get the hang of it, WOW!


Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
Wild G-Spot Vibrator

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
My wife and I have been experimenting with vibrators for a few years, but this little baby outshines all the others so far. It is not THAT big like some other reviews explain, but it is a little intimidating to look at the first time. Once yout get going, hold on to your socks! Her last comments were,"I thought I was going to rip your toes off I came so hard" and "you should teach a class on how to use these things!" Lucky for me, the vibe did most of the work, I just got the credit! Enjoy.

China Anal Balm Cream
a once unbearable act, is to die for now. Can't live without this!!

China Anal Balm Cream
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