Funny Sex Toy Reviews #16

Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Pearl Vibe
I gave my wife this early christmas present last night (i couldn't wait). Out of the box,she was intimidated (never having a internal toy).We played with the settings,she was a little put off by the noise, but once inside she IMMEDIATELY drowned it out with her moaning!Within a minute she locked up and was screaming OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!! nothing else.After about 3 minutes,she started crying,I paniced and also said OH MY GOD,whats wrong,are you ok? She replied I think i found my G spot,we both screamed OH MY GOD!! This product has brought new excitement to our 23 years of sex life.MEN, buy it now!!!

Coochy Shave Cream
Wow, loved this. Left skin silky soft, smooth, absolutely wonderful. My man loved how good I felt, skin softer longer. Also great as conditioner for your hair.

Adam & Eve Magic Massager
They need more stars to rate this... Oh. dammmmmmn. You want to buy this, Jesus.

Realistic Pink Ice Jelly Dildo
The wife was a little intimidated when she first saw it but with a little lube and an Adam and Eve DVD she was bucking like a bronc in no time. She had an amazing orgasm and she repaid me in kind.

Waterproof Deluxe Rotating Wallbanger
WOW! If this doesn't give you one of the best orgasms of your life, than you might have put the batteries in backwards! This is definetly worth the money!!