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Funny Sex Toy Reviews #58

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #58

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Under the Bed Restraint System

Under the Bed Restraint System
i got this set as a gift for my husband, and it was the best idea yet. the only problem is now we fight over who gets to be tied up next! lol great for all couples and sizes!

Wild G-Spot Vibrator

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
ths is not our first toy, but it is by far our favorite after only one use. The size is very accessible, ever for lovely ladies new to toy play. It had my lady shouting "oh my god" from the rafter from practically the first. When she started asking for "deeper, deeper" i knew we had a winner on our hands. Do yourself and your relationship a favor and get this - he makes an excellent "third person".

So Real 6 Inch Realistic Dildo

Sasha Grey Deepthroat Pocket Pal
The funny thing is this thing and I are the exact same size and pretty much the same feel (I am a little firmer). So now I know what it feels like to take my own d-ck in my a-s.

Sasha Grey Deepthroat Pocket Pal

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Word of advice to guys: If your girlfriend is mad at you and won't give it up, i'd get this. m speaking out of experience. Trust me.

Blue Dolphin Vibrator

Blue Dolphin Vibrator
I got this as a surprise for my wife on an anniversary get-away trip. It was our first toy. She loved it! We had so much fun in the tub. Now I can get her wet by simply whispering the word "dolphin".

Fleshlight

Fleshlight
i put the batterys in it and it wouldnt light up,i was so mad i stuck my c-ck in it and started f-cking it,it felt really good and i came real hard,has anyone else discovered this?

Satisfyer 2 – Next Generation

Satisfyer 2 – Next Generation
Wife loved it first she told me to stop buying new Damn sex toys then text me later that day she couldn’t be mad at me because she got it in like 2 seconds

Cobalt Glass Nubby Vibrator

Cobalt Glass Nubby Vibrator
As just a plain glass dildo, without the vibration, it feels amazing. Add in the vibration and it takes you into a galaxy far, far away!

Leopard Duotone Balls

Leopard Duotone Balls
Never really gave these things much credit, but bought on a whim, thought what the heck, they're less than $10. OMG! I love them! I wear them doing house work, & now I love to load & unload the washer & dryer. haha They do make a noticable sound, but sensation is worht it. I wore them when we rode the 4 wheeler in the woods 1 day & thought I'd pass out. Wow!!!

Flexible Butterfly Vibrator

Flexible Butterfly Vibrator
Saw an adam & eve store stopped and me and the wife bought this and a few other items. Got all excted from being in the store around all the fun stuff talked the wife into using the vibe while we rode down interstate 95. What a rush to watch her with this toy. She got off and gave some lucky truckers a good show while using it. All i could do to keep the vehichle in the road while i watched. Great fun. She luvs in the bedrom too