Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Satisfyer 1 Next Generation
Oh good god, gazooks, bwaaaaaaah. This thing? THIS THING? Busted this bad boy out and once it went over she’s immediately convulsing and having her eyes roll in the back of her skull. I’m not letting her finish and she looks like she wants to rip my head off like a praying mantis out of sheer frustration. Immediate waves of pleasure that NASA could have measured to detect the Higgs clothes-on. Cant recommend enough, and knowing this was the cheapest edition is as mind blowing as her orgasms.
Performance 11.5 Inch Penis Extender
Too big on first try, more tequila will be required
Satisfyer Pro 2 - Next Generation
My boyfriend moved out... Satisfyer moved in
So Real 8 Inch Realistic Dildo
It’s like crip-walking on the way to heaven while angels moon walk in the background. 100/10 love this sh-t. Doing God’s work.
Eve's Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit
Bought this for my wife! She has squirted before, but let’s just say this time I needed a life jacket, cause I was in a lake!
Wicked Hybrid Lubricant
When I peeped this concoction on here, I thought it’d make the dame and I start cutting rugs solo style for days and days. Boy, what a goof. There we were cooking with gas, if you catch my meaning, when all of a sudden the broad starts hollering. “Holy mackerel!” This and “hot diggity dog!” That. I tell you there was more noise coming outta her than a whole speakeasy after a bender.
Unwrap Me Babydoll
Hubby gave it an A and me a good F!
Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Generation
Hubby and I have nicknamed it the 'huffer puffer'. It'll huff. It'll puff. And it'll leave YOU breathless while blowing you away.
French Kiss Sweet Talker Clit Stimulator
On behalf of my vagina, I'd like to say thank you! This toy is a BAAAAAAD mfka! Turned my bed into a pool, filled with my organic love rain.
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Bullet
Excellent buy for money While using this together she shouted "I love you" and it wasnt to me ;)
