Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Eve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit
This thing must provide a religious experience cuz my wife was talking to God a lot. Also put a towel down on the bed when using as there was no way I was sleeping in a wet spot that big. And if you are a guy stimulating your wife, shave your head. My wife kept trying to rip my hair out when I set it on high.
Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Gen
Have you ever used a toy and stared at it for several minutes afterwards wondering where it's been all your life? No? Me neither. Until I tried this one. Best purchase I've ever made in my life.
Play Zone Xact-Fit Rings
Also comes with a small road cone you can put on the end of your penis and run around like a moron. Atleast thats how I roll. I would def recommend these for beginners.
Womanizer Premium
This is the best product ever. I'm assuming the German engineers that designed this had a giant lab where they did testing (how do I get that job?) until they created the perfect stimulator. It's like the Audi of sex toys.
A&E Magic Massager
The Magic Massager truly lives up to its name. She truly enjoys the soft head and the low setting gets her there quickly and the high setting had her writhing like the girl in the Exorcist!
Colt Snug Tugger Penis Ring
This product turned my normally grubby lil yogurt slinger into a behemoth giant from C*** Mountain. A veritable jungle of veins emerged from my pulsing ogre wand as soon as I wrapped that ring around it. My balls went from an empty sack of leaves to full beautiful bouncing blimps of masculinity. Get ready for a wild ride!
Pure Enrichment Peak Wand Massager
The motor could power a small car
Xtreme Power Turbo Bullet
I can now go out on Thursday nights and stay at the bar till closing playing pool and when I get home I don't catch hell for it. She's all smiles. Thank you
A&E Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit
I got this after my boyfriend and I broke up and let’s just say I really don’t have any reason to miss him now lol
Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Gen
When you can’t control your swearing because it feels sooo good, you know it’s good. Not to mention all the swearing and ultimately the big event all happened before even passing the third setting! Get this and you won’t be disappointed!
