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Following last month’s article on the role the penis has played on the course of human history, it was only fair that we prepare a tongue-in-cheek history of the vagina as well. So, without further ado, here’s the abridged history of the vagina.
About 250,000 years ago – Ancestors of modern humans begin originating in Africa. Shortly thereafter, a cavewoman learns that men are lazy and that sex is the best way to motivate a caveman to do anything from taking the nuts and berries out of the cave for the night to fighting a saber-tooth tiger. She immediately shares this knowledge with other cavewomen, and a tradition is born.
About 60,000 years ago – Homo Sapiens begin developing a basic language. Shortly thereafter, women learn how much fun it is to talk about men, and most importantly, how much it drives men crazy. And a tradition is born.
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It shouldn’t come as a surprise, but everyone at Adam and Eve likes a party. We don’t really need a lot of reason to pull out the beer and stereo, but it does make things a bit easier.
Since we can’t invite all of you to our weekend-long Loco Labor Day Bash, we’re going to do the next best thing – reveal our patent-pending secrets to throw a party that people will be talking about for years to come!
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Surprisingly enough, there’s more to September than just Labor Day! Your friends at Adam and Eve were considerate enough to pick out a few holidays and provide you with a few ideas for you to mark the special occasion!
First up, the entire month of September is dedicated to self improvement. While most people might use this as a reason to quit smoking or start exercising, you can also use it to become a better lover. Whether it means ordering a new how-to adult DVD or just experimenting with a new position or kinky sex toy with your partner, it’s a terrific opportunity to expand your sexual horizons and maybe find a new favorite bedroom game!
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Sex Position of the Month |
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This week’s sex position was inspired by morning workouts. Downward Facing Doggy is achieved when the partner with a willing orifice assumes the classic yoga pose “Downward Facing Dog”. The legs will need to be a bit farther apart than normal in order to facilitate penetration. The phallused partner penetrates the orifice from behind while in a standing position. Copulation proceeds until orgasm is achieved. The phallused partner can do the reach around during this act in order to maximize stimulation.
Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.
Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!
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Play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt FREE!
Get ready to play with some of the sexiest girls on the planet! We did some “creative editing” on some hot pics, and we need your help to figure out what we changed. To play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt, just click here and pick a category on the right. You’ll then get to choose from 5 game boards featuring some of our favorite sexy ladies. You’ll see the original picture on your left and the new & improved version on the right. There are five changes for you to find in each pair, and it’s up to you to spot them all. If you’re stuck or think you’ve figured it out, then click the answer button to double-check the solution. Go ahead, take your time, this is the one instance where it’s ok to ogle and point.
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Advice Column:
Everyone knows that men and women operate on two completely different wavelengths. To help bridge the divide, we've put together a team of sexperts (Laura and Larry) to offer their perspectives and help solve any problem you might have, other than unusual rashes or bumps. Ask Laura and Larry your questions by emailing them at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month's newsletter to get their answers! |
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Dear Laura & Larry,
I've purchased two of your masturbators (highly rated), but, because I am OCD, I want to know how to absolutely clean and disinfect them. Seriously, I have not even used them yet. Any and all info you may provide me will be deeply appreciated. --Randy Andy
Laura’s Response:
Dear Randy Andy,
Excellent question! Keeping sex toys clean is a terrific idea for anyone who owns them! You don’t want bacteria hanging out, because infections in your fun parts can seriously put the kybosh on your sex life. Here are a few tips for you. First off, most masturbators are made with some sort of silicone compound, which helps make them very stretchy. Always used a water-based lube (such as Adam & Eve Personal Lube)because a silicone-based lube will bond with the material and make it “melt,” ruining the toy. Wash it well with antibacterial soap and warm water after every use. Then spray Adam & Eve Essentials Toy Cleaner thoroughly on it. This product will keep your toys clean--it kills germs and bacteria. You can spray it both before and after using the toy. And with your silicone masturbators, you may notice that the surface feels “tacky” or sticky after a while. Dust the toy with some cornstarch powder now and then to prevent this feel. Also consider storing the toys in separate Sugar Saks --these lint-free storage bags have a special microbiostatic lining with Bioshield that prevents the growth of bacteria, yeast, mildew, and viruses.
Larry’s Response:
Dear Andy,
Bacteria are icky, and you don’t want them infecting your toys, of course. Luckily, most masturbators can be thoroughly cleaned pretty simply. The easiest route, of course, is gently washing them with a mild antibacterial hand soap and hot water – that should kill most of the germs. Conversely you can invest in some special toy cleaner while you wash it out in the sink. If you’re really OCD, however (and I know folks who go to extremes like this about germs) then buy some Betadine at a medical supply store, and after you’ve washed your pocket pal, soak her for fifteen minutes in a sink with a capful of the disinfectant. It’s regularly used to establish a sterile field in surgery, so it should easily wipe out all the nasties in your equipment. Don’t use bleach, however – as effective as it is at killing germs, it can chemically react with the silicone of the toy and cause meltage. You don’t want meltage. Meltage is bad. Good Luck!
Dear Laura & Larry,
Can the frequency that a man can ejaculate change from person to person and from day to day? For example, if he ejaculates each morning, can he be ready to go again at 10 some days and others not until 2? --Stopwatch
Laura's Response:
Dear Stopwatch,
Yes, it definitely varies from person to person. The time in between orgasms is known as the refractory period, and during this time, the man cannot achieve another orgasm. Sometimes the penis may be extremely sensitive just after orgasm (much like the clitoris can be), and more stimulation can be downright painful. Generally, the refractory period gets longer as a man ages. One study claimed an average of 15 minutes of “down time” for 18-year-old males. Of course, some men can be ready to go again right away on one day, and other times just can’t get it up for a few hours. It’s normal and has nothing to with desire (or lack of it). A tip: Find a way to be intimate without needing a hard penis. Maybe he can concentrate on your pleasure (oral sex, anyone?), or you can cuddle, massage, or take a bubble bath together to get ready for round two. Better yet, There is still a lot of fun you can have when the penis is not erect! For instance, check out the Hollow Strap-On. He can tuck himself inside and keep plowing away!
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| Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! |
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| Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
Rock out on your next blow job! Some Head Candy will taste great and blow his mind. |
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| Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 23)
Smooth, slippery, and thrilling... That describes your favorite new toy this month, our Triple Play Glass Pleaser. |
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| Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Scorpios can get a little twisted now and then. The perfect new toy for you is our Tsunami Wonder Vibrator! |
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| Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21)
Everyone loves a little doggie style! The Sportsheets Doggie Strap will make it easier, more comfortable, and way more pleasurable for both of you! |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)
Keep it up! Prolong your fun this month with some A&D Delay Spray and keep on truckin’ . . . |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
Get your freak on this month! The low-temperature Burning Passion Candles will help you safely play with hot wax sensuality. |
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| Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20)
Boring evenings on your calendar? Spice them up with our hottest new feature, The 8th Day. |
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| Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Naughty, naughty! You’ve been deliciously bad, so get delicious punished with our silky A&E Love Whip. |
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| Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)
Look naked in your clothes! The new Strappy Lace Teddy
will get pulses racing and juices flowing. |
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| Gemini (May 22–June 21)
It’s back to school time! Take a master class in oral sex with our A&E Oral Sex Kit and prepare to be blown away.
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DescriptionOur First G Spot Rabbit Vibrator Designed by Customers!
An Adam & Eve Exclusive Vibrator - Not Available Anywhere Else! Choose from 7 Vibration Speeds & Patterns!
You wanted a new rabbit vibrator… and we delivered! This revolutionary vibrator combines the top 5 features of your favorite vibrators in one package!
1. The vibrator's Rotating Shaft spins and wiggles, creating a more realistic experience while delivering fresh and enhanced stimulation to your vagina.
2. Moving Pearls in the vibrator shake, rattle, and roll in a special chamber while rubbing against your G Spot, your outer vagina lips or your inner vagina to deliver a strong, stimulating massage.
3. The specially curved and enlarged G Spot Tip makes it easier for you to find and tease your G Spot without hindering penetration or thrusting.
4. The soft and flexible Rabbit Ears vibrate hundreds, if not thousands of times a minute, to tickle and tease your clitoris.
5. The Control Panel in the base of the vibrator lets you choose from 7 different vibration speeds and patterns and 6 different rotation speeds to create special combinations for foreplay and climax – giving you a new experience every time you use your rabbit vibrator.
Made from soft and flexible jelly material, our G Spot rabbit vibrator is compatible with water-based or silicone-based lubes and with condoms. The vibrator is 6.5 inches long from tip to bottom and 1.5 inches wide, with roughly 4 insertable inches. Best of all, this G Spot rabbit vibrator also delivers stronger stimulation than others – relying on twice the usual number of batteries for longer-lasting and more intense sessions. This Rabbit Vibrator Requires 4 AA batteries, sold separately.
Brand: Cal Exotics
Colors: Pink
Function: Rotating shaft, G Spot tip, Clitoral stimulator, Multiple Speeds, Multiple Vibrations
Gender: Male, Female
Length: 10.5 inches
Width: 1.75 inches
Material: Jelly
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Sample Our Best Products In This 7-Piece Kit! |
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Everything you need, all in one kit! Start with a sleek black 7" multispeed vibe. Then add five 1-oz. sizes of Adam & Eve crèmes and sprays, plus a tin of our popular Go Deep Oral Sex Mints for better blowjobs! G-Spot Crème increases sensitivity. Dick Plumper Thickening Crème for a massive member. Sensual Tightening Crème for a snug coochie. Slightly numbing EZ Anal Spray Gel, and A&E Signature Spray Lube for slippery sex without the mess. Vibe uses 3 C batteries (sold separately).
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special "Recycle Please" logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we'll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you'd like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don't have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we'll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter.
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