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Top 5 Urban Legends About Sex |
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Everyone knows that there are alligators living in the sewers of New York, and that the government keeps space aliens at Area 51. There are thousands of different urban legends out there, and there are just as many about sex. So, we took a quick poll around the office to find out the most popular ones, and then did a little research to determine if they were real or not. Here are the results.
1. You can tell how big a guy’s penis is simply by checking the size of his feet or hands. While this would make finding a date easier, there’s absolutely no basis to this one whatsoever – despite how many women might wish otherwise. A British medical journal published a study asking this very question in 2002. After studying several hundred men, they found there was absolutely no relation whatsoever between the size of one’s feet and the size of one’s penis.
2. Guys think about sex every 7 seconds. As hard as it might be to convince anyone who’s ever known a horny college student, guys actually do not think about sex every 7 seconds or even every 30 seconds. Even thinking about sex once a minute works out to an incredible 960 times a day, not counting sleep time.
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The Legend of the Haunted Vibrator |
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Ghost stories and Halloween go together like lube and masturbators or vibrators and batteries. So we just had to add a scary little story to the newsletter, even if it’s a few weeks too early. So, lock the door, turn on your nightlight and get ready to be scared stiff!
There was someone in her house. Amanda was taking a shower after a big Halloween party, but she had clearly heard one of the drawers in her nightstand slam shut. She stood there, under the running water, and tried to stay calm. She didn’t have a phone, so she couldn’t call anybody.
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When Sexy Halloween Costumes Cross the Line |
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Over the past few years, Halloween has become less about spooky thrills and more about sexy costumes. Personally, I’m a huge supporter of this transformation and would like to see it extended to other holidays throughout the year including Christmas, the 4th of July, Easter, Columbus Day and my birthday. Sadly, this trend has caused all sorts of problems and misunderstandings, so we’ve prepared a handy guide to help you figure out if you’re wearing a sexy costume or one that goes too far.
1. When a guy sees your costume, does he immediately run to the men’s room to write your name & number on the wall?
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Sex Position of the Month |
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No Time To Waste
This week’s sex position is ideal for those times when you absolutely must have sex right now. This position is super easy. If both partners are wearing easily accessible clothing, it can be entered into and exited from in a matter of seconds. The partner with the ready and willing orifice stands with their back to the phallus. The phallused partner penetrates the orifice from behind in a standing position and thrusts until climax in achieved. Easy as pie. Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for. Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up! Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up.
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Play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt FREE!
Get ready to play with some of the sexiest girls on the planet! We did some “creative editing” on some hot pics, and we need your help to figure out what we changed. To play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt, just click here and pick a category on the right. You’ll then get to choose from 5 game boards featuring some of our favorite sexy ladies. You’ll see the original picture on your left and the new & improved version on the right. There are five changes for you to find in each pair, and it’s up to you to spot them all. If you’re stuck or think you’ve figured it out, then click the answer button to double-check the solution. Go ahead, take your time, this is the one instance where it’s ok to ogle and point.
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Advice Column:Everyone knows that men and women operate on two completely different wavelengths. To help bridge the divide, we've put together a team of sexperts (Laura and Larry) to offer their perspectives and help solve any problem you might have, other than unusual rashes or bumps. Ask Laura and Larry your questions by emailing them at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month's newsletter to get their answers!
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Questions of the Month |
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Dear Laura & Larry,
My boyfriend has masturbated for over 20 years before I met him. I was the first one he had sex with in over 20 years. It takes him a long time before he comes. I have tried to do oral on him, but I can't get him to come. What am I doing wrong? He would love to know what it feels like to come with oral. Can you help us? Thanks! --Lollipop
Laura’s Response:
Dear Lollipop,
You are not doing anything wrong. He may be so used to coming by himself that he's not prepared for your attention! Often, men grip themselves quite firmly when masturbating. So firmly, in fact, that oral sex or vaginal sex can feel less stimulating, and it takes them longer to come. The best way to get him off, then, would be to make sure he is very sensitized. Tell him to lay off the hand love for a few days, so that he's really wanting it. Then, take lots of time to get him (and you!) in the mood--maybe watch an adult film, like Pop for some inspiration. Start teasing him gently, and make sure you concentrate your tongue work on his frenulum, or that ridge from the head of the cock down the shaft, just under the military helmet (the most sensitive part). Get some lube (ID Juicy Lube is tasty!) on your hands and use those on the shaft to squeeze him gently. You can also get a Fukuoku 9000, and touch it to your cheek when going down, it'll give him sensational vibrations that aren't too strong.
Larry’s Response:
Dear Lollipop,
Firstly, don’t dis your boy for his hobbies. There are two kinds of men in the world: those who will jerk off at any available opportunity, and those who lie about it. Whacking off is an essential part of male sexuality, and while excessive use can, indeed, reduce sensitivity over time, it’s more likely that your boyfriend is just experiencing the usual reduction in sexual response that happens to us all in middle age. When we’re young, we produce tons of testosterone which, combined with youthful enthusiasm and inexperience, causes us to go off like a geyser at the slightest provocation. As men age and become more sexually sophisticated, we also see a steady decrease in testosterone that can complicate the quick-and-easy orgasm.
That being said, I might recommend that you continue to try fellatio with his orgasm as the result. It’s likely that you just haven’t hit upon the right combination of techniques. Some men respond better to some things, like deep throat techniques, and some men prefer far more manual (hand) stimulation in order to reach their moment. All too often women in your situation get frustrated with how long it takes, though, and that gets communicated to your guy making it that much harder to make a splash. If you’re fairly confident your basic technique is pretty well mastered, consider some advanced moves, like stimulating his prostate (if he’s up for it – not something you should surprise him with . . . ). In any case, with a little practice, some patience, and some creativity you can be giving your man the ultimate gift in no time. And all the extra practice isn’t going to be bad for the relationship, I promise you! Good Luck!
Dear Laura & Larry,
I love my wife but sometime I like a little more in bed--a nice toy in my ass or balls. Is this common, or am I the only one? --Alfie
Laura's Response:
Dear Alfie,
It's perfectly common, and you are definitely not the only one! Lots of men love a little more sensation--it adds to the overall experience. A great way to get some of this easily would be with a cock ring specially designed to give you stimulation. Check out the Bong O Cock Ring or the out-of-this-world His and Hers Rabbit Cock Ring. Cock rings are designed to be worn during sex, and these will help you keep an erection, give your wife some amazing pleasure, and add to your sensations, too!
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| Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! |
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Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
You've been wondering what it would be like to have a longer cock. Experience it with the Adonis Penis Extension and rock her world. |
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Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 23)
Looking for the ultimate toy for couples? Look no further, the His and Hers Rabbit Cockring will have you screaming for joy! |
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Libra (Sept 24–Oct 23)
Want a Halloween costume you can use in the bedroom too? The Pirate Wench will be inspire you to try new tricks and treats! |
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Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21)
You've been bad, very bad! A little spanking might be in order. The Fur Lined Paddle gives you a soft, sensual way to play with a little light punishment. |
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Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)
A Luscious Lips Masturbator is just what you need . . . fun with a masturbator that has the added thrill of a “piercing.” |
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Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
Water signs like to get it on the shower! Get some Perfect Position Handles so you can have loads of fun without slipping around. |
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Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20)
All right, spread 'em! Your legs, that is. Lady Pisces will love the Sex Sling to get into a comfortable spread-eagle position. |
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Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Got sensitive nipples? Love to play with them? Show them off with the Tickle Her Nipple Kit and go wild! |
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Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)
Backdoor action is super-hot for horny bulls. The X-10 Jelly Anal Beads are a great toy for getting started. |
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Gemini (May 22–June 21)
Curved, cool, adjustable, flexible, and beautiful. The A&E Ladies Curvy G is fantastic for G-spot thrills and more!
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DescriptionTop vibrator for doggy-style in the shower! Found in bathrooms worldwide!
The Wallbangers Waterproof Clit Vibrator is a rabbit vibrator that you can enjoy between the sheets or in the shower, as well as horizontally, vertically, and every angle in between! With its intensely textured shaft, clitoris-pleasing vibrator, and a strong suction-cup base, you may want to keep one these versatile pleasure tools in every room of the house.
*Vibrator has Multiple Speeds.
* Easy Twist Style Adjustment Control.
*Raised Veined Texture Shaft.
*Waterproof For Bath And Shower Play .
*Vibrator Uses 2 AA Batteries (Sold Separately).
*Perfect For Intermediate And Advanced Sex Toy Users.
Brand: Pipedream
Colors: Pink
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Tell us what you think of the Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day DVD Email us at newsletter@adameve.com
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The 2009 Movie Event of the Year! |
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This Year's Biggest 4 Disc Set!
2010 AVN Awards Contender
OVER 4 HOURS plus 9 HOURS in DVD extras!
"Adam & Eve amps up the hardcore in this imaginative feature with Kayden Kross like you've never seen her before...A breakout role for the irresistible Amber Rayne..."
-Dan Miller Editor-in-Chief AVN magazine
"Kayden Kross turns in her best performance yet. A great plot with hot and dark sex turned in by a stellar cast (also highlighted by Amber Rayne) make this one of Adam & Eve's greatest achievements to date."
--Dan Davis Editor-in-Chief Genesis magazine
"Each fall, we are gifted with the very best movies the adult industry can create as the studios prepare for awards presentations. This year is no different. As we look forward to the industry's best, believe me when I say, The 8th Day is the best of the best."
--Xcritic.com
A stunning nude beauty (Kayden Kross) awakens from a time capsule in a post-apocalyptic world dominated by raw sex and brute force! Morphing mutants (Tommy Gunn & Aaron Wilcoxxx) satisfy her long-suppressed hunger for 3-way cock! Buxotic cougar Kylie Ireland plays with her "pet" Jandi Lin before satisfying her tight ass on Derrick's dick! Bree Olson leads Poppy Morgan and Tori Black into a howling moon-lit pussy party! Amber Rayne is a desert renegade who performs double-penetration for her prince and whose anal action saves the big orgy! Kayden joins dark blue genetic freak Violet Marcell in sucking the life out of Evan Stone and draining him dry! Well-hung Afro-stud Tyler Knight tastes blonde Krissy Leigh, then has his way with servant girl Trinity post in futuristic interracial sex!
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Recycle Your Old Catalogs |
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special "Recycle Please" logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we'll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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Help us, Help you! |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you'd like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don't have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we'll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter. | | | | |
