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Cinco de Mayo – It’s not just Beer & Nachos |
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Stop munching on the guacamole dip and put your margaritas down, Cinco de Mayo is about more than screaming “gracias” while stuffing your face with fajitas.
Contrary to widespread belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico’s Independence Day. Instead, the holiday started out in the 1860s when France invaded Mexico and installed a puppet government. Cinco de Mayo marked one of the few Mexican victories in the war and served as a way for the Mexican people to remember their independence and resist the French rulers.
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Wedding Bells are Ringing |
| According to Adam & Eve’s Department of Made-up Bits of Trivia, May is the most popular month of the year for getting married. And our Department of Wildly Inaccurate Surveys recently discovered that 58% of couples who had been married at least 10 years claimed that the bachelor or bachelorette party was the single most crucial component in a successful marriage – ranking way higher than boring things like communication and sharing.
Given these indisputable facts, it’s clear that the key to future happiness for yourself or your closest friends hangs on a well-executed party – the kind of party involving strippers, police and mood-altering substances where you wake up the next morning on a beach in Mexico wearing a chicken suit with no idea how you got there.
To help out, we’ve solicited several opinions from folks that work right here at Adam & Eve because no knows more about crazy parties than people who spend all day watching porn and playing around with giant rubber dildos!
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Minutemen Wanted! Apply Within. |
| If you’re the type of guy who measures his endurance with a stopwatch, you can finally hold your head up high!
A Penn State study recently interviewed a series of sexperts (psychologists, counselors, and researchers not call girls) and found that, contrary to popular belief, hour-long sex really isn’t that popular.
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This hottie from the Midwest has taken the industry by storm since she started over a year ago, collecting kudos from critics, attracting legions of fans and winning the coveted AVN Best New Starlet Award. And her natural DD breasts didn’t exactly hurt either!
Bree started off by starring in gonzo movies, where she quickly attracted attention with her raw passion, girl next door looks, and appetite for anal. After blazing her trail, she was quickly signed up by Adam & Eve where she showed off her acting ability in several higher-end feature movies while continuing her thrills for dirty sex.
"This gorgeous, all-natural blonde has taken the industry by storm in the one year she has been in it," said Meredith Christopher, head of production for Adam & Eve Pictures. "She brings a new dimension to the Adam & Eve contract girls with her hunger for over-the-top sex. She was an amazing team player. We were awed by her energy and enthusiasm."
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Cast your Vote in the F.A.M.E. Awards!
There’s still time left to vote for your favorite adult stars and adult movies!
Just visit http://www.thefameawards.com/ to cast your ballot!
The F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) made adult industry history last year as the first truly interactive adult award event ever decided by fans. The 3rd Annual F.A.M.E. Awards will be held at this year's Erotica LA at the Los Angeles Convention Center – Saturday June 7th.
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Ask Laura |
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Advice Column:Whether you’re completely clueless when it comes to sexual matters or just trying to expand your bedroom proficiency, our certified sexpert Laura has the answers you need! Just email Laura your questions at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month’s AdamEve.com newsletter! |
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Topic of the Month: Anal Sex & Play
Dear Laura,
I have tried a few times to swallow my boyfriend’s semen, but I can’t do it without gagging and nearly throwing up (luckily, it’s been dark and he hasn’t seen my reaction). I just can’t take the taste or the consistency. I haven’t told him yet because I don’t want him to think there is something wrong with him. Is there something I can do to fix this, or am I just going to have to deal with it? -- Gagged and Bound
Dear Gagged,
There isn’t anything wrong with him, and there’s not anything wrong with you. You do not have to prove your love by swallowing! Lots of people don’t like the taste of ejaculate, and it is not an insult if you choose not to swallow. There are a few things to try, though, if you really having your heart set on gulping the stuff down. The two things that can make any body excretion smell and taste bad are (1) smoking, and (2) eating red meat. If you can get your fellow to cut down or cut out those things, his spooge should taste a little better, a little sweeter. Some folks swear that fresh pineapple (not canned) or wheat grass juice can sweeten him right up. That won’t help with the texture/consistency though. (Did you know that most food dislikes are based on texture, rather than flavor?) A great alternative: Get some terrific flavored condoms, use them on him for a blow job, and that way he can come in your mouth and you never have to taste it (helps him last longer, too)!
Dear Laura,
Is it normal for a man to take 40 minutes to get off? I’m not complaining because it’s great, but sometimes he loses his erection and we have to start over, and he wears me out. --Sore
Dear Sore,
Judging by the letters I get every month asking how to make him last longer, I’d say you’re one of those lucky women who have a man who can really keep it up. However, losing an erection and starting over doesn’t seem to be helping you, especially if it “wears you out.” So here’s a tip that might seem odd: don’t start over. It seems that you are both focused on accomplishment of the act, culminating in orgasm. Sex doesn’t have to be so goal-focused! If he goes soft, and it takes a lot of work to get him hard again and then to bring him to orgasm, maybe you shouldn’t be working so hard. Take a break! Relax, have a snack, massage each other, pull out your toys if you’re still feeling the urge! You also don’t have to have an erect penis to have some sexy fun--brush up on your oral technique and use of fingers.
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Sexual Horoscope: |
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| Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! |
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Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)
Your birthday time is perfect for fantasy role-playing. Grab the Ultimate Fantasy Kit and get outta town for a weekend (or longer) with your lover! |
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Gemini (May 22–June 21)
Gemini are the twins . . . so why not have a twofer? Try the Orgasmic Double Dipper for some hot DP! |
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| Cancer (June 22–July 22)Ready to experiment with all new sensations? Ladies (or gents!), get an Advanced Clitoral Pump and celebrate May! |
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Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
Ready for some triple stimulation? Check out the Vibrating Diva Pleaser for hot vaginal, clitoral, and safe anal play (it’s waterproof, too!). |
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Libra (Sept 24–Oct 23)
Libra men, explore your last frontier . . . The Perineum Massager delivers thrilling vibrations around your anal area, and can be inserted for mind-blowing prostate pleasing! |
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| Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)Looking for hot way to spice up basic sex? Go for the Super Stretch Tickler Sleeves! Men, slip them on your wang to give your lady a rocket ride and push all her buttons! |
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| Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21)Girl, you gotta work it OUT! May is Masturbation Month, so celebrate it right with the Inflatable Hot Seat! |
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Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)
Tie me up, tie me down! That’s what you long to say . . . so go for it! Our new Super Strap Love Ties will help you indulge your hottest bondage fantasy! |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)Read to see some squirting? The Euphora Pleasure Ride will bend and flex for a customized G-spot orgasm to rock your world. |
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Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20)
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away! Time to stroke that rod in the name of better health! The Deep Throat Adventure masturbator actually makes suction for some hot delight! |
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Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Bored with your toy collection already? Well, spring for a swing and launch your sex life into a new stratosphere! |
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Not only does Adam & Eve help you get off – but now we’re helping you hook up too! With our new personal sites, you can meet people right where you live for a one-night stand, a few dates, or something long-term. We’ve got millions of ads that you can access for free during your trial period.
And if you’re having problems finding someone to meet, you can visit our racy chat rooms or watch one of our live cam shows!
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Featured Product of the Month |
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Sunshine Highway |
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Starring 2008 AVN Award Winner for Best New Starlet, Bree Olson!
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DescriptionSee What Makes Bree Olson A Star The girl everyone’s talking about! Bree makes her debut in the Wild West as a horny cowgirl taking the biggest cocks and the hottest chicks! Bree’s a real natural: big natural tits, no tattoos and no piercings. And this girl’s a potty-mouth and a screamer -- hear her go crazy in a scorcher of a scene with Evan Stone. Bree’s not afraid of that huge cock, and begs for more! Kimberly Kane, Celeste Star, Riley Shy.
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UR3 Pocket Ass
She’s Pulling Her Tight Ass Open––For You!
Nothing will prepare you for how nasty-dirty-hot this anal sleeve looks, until you see it in person! It’s a life-size cast of an anal sex-lovin’ babe as she coyly pulls her pucker open––just enough––to let you slide your achin’ boner in! Sweet! 5 1/2” deep and stretchy as hell, made from dick satisfying UR3 material. Get yours today!
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Recycle Your Old Catalogs |
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special “Recycle Please” logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we’ll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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Help us, Help you! |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you’d like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don’t have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we’ll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter.
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