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Meeting Bree & Kayden in Person! |
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People have all kinds of stereotypes about what it’s like to work at Adam & Eve. For the most part these stereotypes are 100% false. We don’t make movies in the building, employees don’t get to test toys in their cubes, and the human resources department made us stop celebrating Bring a Stripper to Work Day back in 1996. But for a brief period of time the other week, a few of those stereotypes came true when Adam & Eve Pictures contract stars Bree Olson & Kayden Kross descended on the building in a glorious 2-day orgy of meetings, interviews, more meetings, some dirty fun with various sex toys, and even a photo op for employees. Here are a few of the pictures of the girls in person, and a few employee comments:
- I knew Bree talked dirty, but she writes even dirtier.
- These girls tend to be really small and petite, but I was surprised how tall Kayden was in person.
- I got to touch their boobs! I got to touch their boobs! I got to touch their boobs!
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Shooting Hoops with Adam & Eve |
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Located only a few miles down the road from college basketball powerhouses UNC & Duke, your friends at Adam & Eve take the NCAA Championship very seriously. Some of us have been known to take off the entire tournament. Others tend to take long lunches or breaks when their favorite team’s playing. A few people have even been caught trying to listen in on the play-by-play in the middle of a meeting. There have even been a few public tauntings over the outcome of certain games, not to mention the embarrassing bet or two. And the less said about the 2006 incident between Duke and UNC fans that nearly led to a companywide civil war, the better.
We wanted to take a little bit of our passion for college basketball and share it with you. While we can’t exactly invite all of you over to watch the games, we’ve done the next best thing and created two special features for you.
First, we have a lovely Adam & Eve NCAA bracket ready and waiting for you to fill in. Just download and start filling it out. You can find it here - http://www.adameve.com/t-sex-toy-sweet-sixteen.aspx Even if your picks are completely off and you end up losing horribly, you’ll still have some sexy girls to look at!
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Tips For Hooking Up Online |
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I have a dirty little secret. Actually, I have a few dozen dirty little secrets, ranging from the time in third grade when I pulled the fire alarm and made the whole building evacuate to last week when this woman asked me to fix her “plumbing” while her husband was away. But those aren’t the dirty little secrets I was talking about. No, this little secret is something far, far worse – I like browsing personal ads online.
Name a site, and I’ve probably visited it one time or another. I’ve seen bad girls, big girls, kinky girls, and cougars. I’ve seen young guys desperately trying to get laid, older guys desperately trying to get laid, and married middle-aged men on business trips desperately trying to get laid. I’ve seen BBWs, SWFs, gay guys offering to blow straight guys pretty much everywhere imaginable, subs, doms, couples looking for another playmate to join in, a GILF looking for a “hot young studmuffin to munch on” and a BBW4TDHw/BD&LoM. (Don’t ask – I never did decipher that one.)
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Play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt FREE! |
Get ready to play with some of the sexiest girls on the planet! We did some “creative editing” on some hot pics, and we need your help to figure out what we changed. To play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt, just click here and pick a category on the right. You’ll then get to choose from 5 game boards featuring some of our favorite sexy ladies. You’ll see the original picture on your left and the new & improved version on the right. There are five changes for you to find in each pair, and it’s up to you to spot them all. If you’re stuck or think you’ve figured it out, then click the answer button to double-check the solution. Go ahead, take your time, this is the one instance where it’s ok to ogle and point.
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We want to hear about what gets you off! Email your steamiest stories and sexiest fantasies to newsletter@adameve.com and we'll print our favorites each month. And remember - the dirtier, the better!
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Ask Laura & Larry |
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Advice Column:Everyone knows that men and women operate on two completely different wavelengths. To help bridge the divide, we've put together a team of sexperts (Laura and Larry) to offer their perspectives and help solve any problem you might have, other than unusual rashes or bumps. Ask Laura and Larry your questions by emailing them at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month's newsletter to get their answers! |
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Questions of the Month
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Dear Laura & Larry,
Recently my boyfriend asked if it hurts me when we have anal sex. He told me I could try it on him, that way he would know what he put me through. I'm just feeling confused-that doesn't make him gay, does it? I'm thinking he's just curious, he said he would try anything with me and only me. --Confused
Laura’s Response:
Dear Confused,
People enjoy anal play and anal sex for one simple reason: it feels good! Just because a man enjoys anal play does not necessarily mean he’s gay--it means he’s a human being with nerve endings that like to be stimulated. Look at it this way: enjoying oral sex does not necessarily make you lesbian. Your sexual orientation is determined by whom you fall in love with, not the sexual acts you prefer. Now, if your partner wants a man to be doing it to him, then he might be gay, but he has clearly stated he’s willing to experiment with you only. As far as going up his back passage, be slow and loving, and check out the Protouch Vibrator to give him some wild prostate stimulation!
Larry’s Response:
Dear Confused,
Relax, hon, your gaydar is on the fritz. The one thing that gay and straight men have in common is their anatomy, and anatomically speaking the male “G-Spot” is our prostate gland, way up in the rectum. Wanting to experience the sexual pleasure of a little friction back there should not be seen as equating to a maddening desire for show tunes and tastefully elegant decorating. More than likely your manly man is far more insecure about proposing such a thing for just that reason, and used your own anal experience as a segue into his secret desires. My recommendation? Relax, and treat your fella to a long slow hummer with a well-lubed finger up his butt. The prostate is about 2-3” inside, so just make a “come hither” gesture with your finger and watch him light up like a pinball machine – a perfectly heterosexual pinball machine. If he likes it, proceed to a small vibe and work up from there. Now if he starts dressing decently and buying muscle magazines, THEN start worrying.
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Tell us what you think of the Essentials Toy Cleaner Email us at newsletter@adameve.com
Keep your sex toys clean & looking like new!
Works with any adult toy regardless of material! |
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Take all guesswork out of how to keep your favorite sex toys fresh ‘n’ clean! Specially formulated to work with all types of sex toys without damaging them, this easy-spray bottle keeps your toys clean without the harshness or potential reactions of household cleaners. Plus, you don't have to worry about water leaking into the battery compartment and destroying your favorite vibrator!
To use, just spray it on your sex toys and wipe it off with a damp towel, eliminating any germs or bacteria. Adam & Eve's sex toy expert recommends spraying your toy before and after each use for maximum effectiveness.
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Recycle Your Old Catalogs |
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special “Recycle Please” logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we'll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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Help us, Help you! |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you'd like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don't have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we'll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter.
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