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Gifts to Leave Your Valentine Smiling |
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We all know how difficult finding the perfect Valentine’s Day gift can be. So your friends at Adam & Eve have put together a short list to help you out. And you can always blame us if your special someone doesn’t like it!
Heart Warmer Massager – Set the mood for romance with a warm, sensual massager! The soothing heat and intimate massage relaxes tense muscles and relieves stress – paving the way for mind-blowing sex! Plus, it’s reusable!
Hearts Delight Anal Beads – Your ass will love these heart-shaped anal beads! The six soft heart-shaped jelly beads start off small for beginners and gradually expand to 1 inch wide for more experienced users. Compete with your partner over who can take in the most, and the winner gets whatever they want!
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Finding Valentine-Friendly DVDs |
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It can be a little challenging to find an adult movie you can enjoy with that special someone. So our video experts have put together a special Valentine’s Day adult movie list. Turn the lights down low and cuddle up together with one of these couple friendly adult movies.
Top 10 DVDs for Couples
Once you get past all the candy and flowers, Valentine’s Day is really about spending time with the person (or people) you love. While it’s easy enough to pick out some vibrators, dildos, cock rings and other adult toys to share, it can be a little challenging to find an adult movie you can enjoy together. To make things easier on you, our video experts have put together a special Valentine’s Day adult movie list. So turn the lights down low and cuddle up together with one of these couple friendly adult movies.
10. Eyes of Desire – Filmed by Candida Royalle, the first female director to break into the adult industry, this classic movie was made with a woman’s tastes in mind – more realistic sex, more foreplay and hotter male actors! Eyes of Desire takes a softer approach than other adult movies, making this title a great choice for women who are brand new to adult entertainment or uncomfortable with the other adult movies they’ve seen. As one of our movie reviewers put it, “There’s no better way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to adult movies.”
9. Island Fever 4 – One of the best sex-on-the-beach movies ever made, Island Fever 4 is loaded with sensual and passionate sex in the sunny Caribbean. There’s sex on the beach, in the water and on a boat that won’t stop rocking! The lack of a plot and the musical soundtrack covering the moaning might turn off a few couples, but those are relatively minor concerns given the raw and energy-charged sex.
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Gift-Giving Emergencies – Last-Minute Ideas! |
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It’s pretty much the ultimate nightmare. You’re standing naked in front of a huge audience delivering a lecture on the tastiness index of snack foods when you suddenly wake up and realize today is Valentine’s Day and you forgot to get that special someone a gift. The someone who’s sleeping right beside you.
First thing to do is don’t panic. You have to keep your cool if you want to avoid tears, shouting, more tears and a potentially messy break up. This means don’t start screaming, “@$@@^^@!!@!%^, I forgot %@#^ Valentine’s $#@#$^ Day!”
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Valentine’s Day Disasters |
Whatever happens when Valentine’s Day rolls around, remember that things could always be worse. And here are a few disaster stories to prove it!
- I made him a basket of homemade cookies and fudge, cooked him romantic meal, and wrote him a poem about how much I love him. He tried to give me a spare dollar from his pocket and told me I could have the basket when he’s done with it. I told him exactly where he could stick the basket.
- I got a bunch of flowers from a secret admirer. My boyfriend got jealous and “post-poned” our date that night because he had to work. I went out for dinner with a cousin, and saw my soon-to-be ex stroll into the restaurant with his arm around another woman.
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This is ordinarily the space we would devote to an in-depth analysis of the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards show. Unfortunately, the Forbidden Fruit staff had to stay at home this year because of a party that got a little out of hand last year. On a more positive note, we do have a detailed breakdown of this year’s award winners and the arrest warrants should expire in time for next year’s show.
The biggest winner this year was undoubtedly Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge – netting 15 awards including the Best Feature award and virtually shutting out the competition.
The enchanting Jenna Haze won the coveted Best Starlet award – propelled by skilled appearances in a series of TV spoofs like This Ain’t the Munsters and Not Bewitched XXX in addition to a secondary role in the Pirates movie. “I will spread by legs forever in this fucking business for you; this is just the beginning of my sluttiness,” Jenna said in her acceptance speech.
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Coming Soon – Readers’ Dirty Dreams |
Based on a reader suggestion, we’re adding a new feature to the newsletter starting next month – reader fantasies! Send us, newsletter@adameve.com, your steamiest and sexiest fantasies, and we’ll print our favorites starting next month. And remember – the dirtier, the better!
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Ask Laura & Larry |
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Advice Column:Everyone knows that men and women operate on two completely different wavelengths. To help bridge the divide, we’ve put together a team of sexperts (Laura and Larry) to offer their perspectives and help solve any problem you might have, other than unusual rashes or bumps. Ask Laura and Larry your questions by emailing them at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month’s newsletter to get their answers! |
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Questions of the Month |
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Dear Laura & Larry,
I would like to know how couples or individuals clean out the anal canal so that fecal matter does not get all over the object inserted, be it a cock or dildo. I have tried many ways but have always found that some brown remains and spoils the whole experience. I have watched the sex pros and it seems as though the anal canal is super clean. What preparation needs to be done?--Cleanie
Laura’s Response:
Dear Cleanie,
To indulge in any kind of anal play, you should be in perfect anal health. Normally, if you go slowly and carefully, there should not be any fecal matter to spoil the fun. If you are consistently having this problem, you should slow down your activities--anal play is a slow and loving process! Some people plan ahead before anal play and have a high-fiber meal for a “cleansing” movement beforehand. Other prefer to use an anal douche (try the Carefree Anal Douche). Finally, always use a condom on anything that goes up the back passage--it makes for easy clean-up and prevents bacteria from attaching to toys or body parts.
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DescriptionThe Bright Red Hearts winding up and down the hard glass shaft stimulate her entire vagina or backdoor while you thrust your dildo in and out. Plus, they’ll make her think of you every time she uses it!
The Bulb-shaped Tip maximizes her pleasure whatever she does – grinding against her G Spot, rubbing her clit or teasing her backdoor! It’s even great for massaging that hard to reach spot on your back!
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Even More Booty than the Original! |
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The long-awaited sequel to the biggest adult movie in history! 4-DVD Set features 10 hours of skullduggery, including 8 hours of bonus material! Stars dozens of pirate babes, including Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Jenna Haze, Brianna Love, Belladonna, Shay Jordan, and more!
The most anticipated movie of 2008 is finally here! Loaded with more babes, more boats, more swordfighting, 115% more swashbuckling and even wilder booty-banging action than the award-winning original!
To save their friend’s life, pirate hunters Evan Stone & Jesse Jane have to attack an invincible Asian Pirate Queen Katsuni and save a stolen pearl. The problem is that their pirate ally Belladonna can’t be trusted and that the evil Tommy Gunn isn’t as dead as everyone thought!
Packed with an adventure-filled story, great wisecracks, amazing special effects and intense sex, this is the must-own adult movie of the year! 10 Scenes. 138 minutes, plus 482 bonus minutes. | |
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Recycle Your Old Catalogs |
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Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?
From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable.
Adam & Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special “Recycle Please” logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order.
With your help, we’ll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy. |
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Help us, Help you! |
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In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.
If you have any suggestions of things you’d like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don’t have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at newsletter@adameve.com.
We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we’ll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter.
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