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As part of the daily mission to do as little real work as humanly possible, your friends at Adam and Eve routinely scour the net for any sex-related news or topics. One of the articles that came up (pun not intended) the other week was a report from ABC News about Australian scientists finding the oldest penis-like structure. The fossilized phallus is over 400 million years old and was discovered on an ancient fish. Surprisingly enough, the early penis is made entirely of bone, giving whole new meaning to the term boner.
After making a few other jokes about fossilized boners, we were inspired to create a light-hearted timeline showing the various roles the penis has had through history and how it has come to shape events. Next month, we’ll cover the history of the vagina, all in the interest of equality of course.
About 250,000 years ago – Ancestors of modern humans begin originating in Africa. Shortly thereafter, men begin thinking with their penises.
About 60,000 years ago – Homo Sapiens begin developing a rudimentary language. Shortly thereafter, a woman accuses a man of thinking with his penis. Other women catch on, and the trend continues to the present day.
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Watching Porn Can be Dangerous |
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In another odd news story, a Wisconsin man learned the hard way that watching adult movies can be hazardous to your health. The man’s fiancée came home from work and caught him watching an adult movie and masturbating. According to police reports on The Smoking Gun, his fiancée then started screaming at him, claiming he was cheating on her. Things then took a turn for the weird as the fiancée started kicking him in the groin and slashing him with a knife from the kitchen. The man was treated at a local hospital and released, and the woman was booked for felony reckless endangerment. The lesson of the story is never get caught.
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National Inventors Month & the Vibrator |
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Did you know that August is National Inventors Month? It is intended to celebrate invention, creativeness and vision. The event began in 1998 by the United Inventors Association of the USA. So… we thought we’d give you a little history of the creation of something very near and dear to our hearts (well, maybe not our hearts), the vibrator.
The electrically powered vibrator was invented by Kelsey Stinner in the 1880s! Doctors used it to treat women experiencing female hysteria and congestion of the genitalia. This was once a common medical diagnosis but is no longer recognized today as a medical disorder. Symptoms included faintness, nervousness, fluid retention, heaviness in the abdomen, loss of appetite for food or sex and others. To treat female hysteria, doctors would perform a “pelvic massage” using with either manual stimulation or with the vibrator.
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TV Spoofs – The Biggest Trend in Adult Movies Today! |
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Captain Kirk and Spock tag-teaming Uhura. The Brady Bunch kids getting it on with everyone in the neighborhood. Gilligan getting into a 3-way with Ginger and Mary Anne. You might have daydreamed about some of your favorite TV characters doing the nasty during a commercial break or two, but now you can watch it come to life! Looking to cash in on a wave of nostalgia, adult movie studios are releasing a ton of TV Spoofs – from old classics like The Munsters and Bewitched to more recent fare like The Office and Scrubs. These spoofs generally do a good job at catching the heart of the real show, with everything from your favorite catchphrases to similar props to give it that special touch of authenticity. These spoofs are very couples-friendly, so we suggest picking one of your significant other’s favorite TV shows for a good laugh and some dirty fun on your own.
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| Play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt FREE!
Get ready to play with some of the sexiest girls on the planet! We did some “creative editing” on some hot pics, and we need your help to figure out what we changed. To play Adam & Eve’s Erotic Photo Hunt, just click here and pick a category on the right. You’ll then get to choose from 5 game boards featuring some of our favorite sexy ladies. You’ll see the original picture on your left and the new & improved version on the right. There are five changes for you to find in each pair, and it’s up to you to spot them all. If you’re stuck or think you’ve figured it out, then click the answer button to double-check the solution. Go ahead, take your time, this is the one instance where it’s ok to ogle and point.
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Advice Column:
Everyone knows that men and women operate on two completely different wavelengths. To help bridge the divide, we've put together a team of sexperts (Laura and Larry) to offer their perspectives and help solve any problem you might have, other than unusual rashes or bumps. Ask Laura and Larry your questions by emailing them at asklaura@adameve.com and check out next month's newsletter to get their answers! |
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Questions of the Month |
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Dear Laura & Larry,
I purchased a dildo to use on my wife during lovemaking. Which is the best way to introduce the use of it during our lovemaking? Should I tell her or just start to use it on her? --New Stick
Laura’s Response:
Dear New Stick,
I think you should introduce your wife to the new dildo before you start making love. If you spring it on her as a surprise, she might feel uncomfortable or shocked, ruining the mood. Let her take a look and a feel, and see if she has any ideas for using it! A great way to begin using it on her is during oral sex. Go down on her, and as you tease her and she gets more excited, slowly slip in the dildo as you continue to pleasure her. Before long, you can be sliding it in and out and giving her that oh-so-important clitoral stimulation that most women need to orgasm! A good tip here: Use a flavored lube so the dildo will slide in and out smoothly, and you get a great taste to boot! Remember to clean the dildo well after each use (try our Essential Toy Cleaner, and you’ll have loads of fun!
Larry’s Response:
Dear New Stick,
That depends entirely on your wife: if she’s the adventurous sort who enjoys a surprise, then sure, go ahead and whip out the toy in the moment of passion. On the other hand, if she’s a little skittish of sexual adventure then the considerate thing to do is to wrap it up in a big bow and leave it someplace she’ll find it, perhaps with a little love note. That allows her to avoid any embarrassment she might initially feel, and give her a little time to get used to the idea before you discuss it or employ it. Either way, the important thing is to make sure that she perceives the gift as a loving gesture, not a criticism of her lovemaking. If you haven’t used toys with each other before, the first one introduced into the relationship can unintentionally spawn some issues, if not approached properly. In this case you should be pretty safe, but if the tables were turned and she suddenly produced a 14” monster dong in the middle of your lovemaking, even the most confident man is going to have a hint of insecurity about it the first time. Good luck!
Dear Laura & Larry,
What is "fire and ice" in sexual terms? My husband and I heard it in a movie we watched, and apparently it's a term for a sex act. An actress started out using ice on her partner, but we don't know what else was involved. Thanks! --Just Curious
Laura’s Response:
Dear Curious,
“Fire and ice” is a phrase generally used to describe giving oral sex with extreme temperatures. As you noticed, ice is one extreme, and then heat is the other. When giving a blow job, for example, the giving partner can suck on ice or sip hot water alternately, to give different sensations. Or, you could suck on ice to give a cold mouth sensation, and then using a warming massage lotion (like Decadent Warming Massage Oil on his testicles to get a double whammy. Women can experience fire and ice in an exciting way with glass dildos! Because glass holds onto heat or cold for a long time, you can start with a warm dildo, and then slip in a chilled one now and then for exciting thrills!
Larry's Response:
Dear Curious,
I’ve done some research on this, and the term “fire and ice” does pop up in some authentic Asian sex literature. The problem is that there is a LOT of Asian sex literature, from hundreds of different cultures, so it’s difficult to pinpoint exactly which one the movie is referring to. Remember, Asia is the biggest continent and includes China, India, Japan, Korea, Indo-China (Burma, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia), Malaysia, Indonesia, and plenty of smaller but distinct cultures – and all of them have more than 5000 years of history, with plenty of dirty parts.
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Sexual Horoscope: |
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| Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! |
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| Cancer (June 22–July 22)
Laughter and sex go together! Get a copy of the Scrubs XXX Parody and laugh your way into the bedroom. |
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| Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
It’s summer, it’s hot... go bald down there! Coochie shaving cream will give you an ultra-smooth bare look for these hot months. |
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| Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 23)
A little his-and-hers action is on your agenda this month. The Wet Together His & Hers Lube a great treat for couples play. |
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| Libra (Sept 24–Oct 23)
You are itching to try some light bondage but don’t like the idea of leather or chains. The Silky Japanese Wrist Cuffs are perfect for you! . |
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| Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
You love a little anal play, and you want to feel confident and clean going in. Our A&E Anal Douche Kit will fit the bill! |
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| Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21)
Sagittarius girls are a bit wild--and love to try new things! The Lucky Lady Dual Stimulation Dildo is a terrific toy for some easy double penetration. |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)
Ooommmm... You can find inner peace, or at least a lot of outer pleasure, with the Zen Tranquility Vibrator |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
It’s summer, so turn up the heat! The Hot Red Intense Babydoll is sure to get some pulses racing! |
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| Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20)
Get into all those crazy positions you have been wanting to try and defy gravity with the Pleasure Swing |
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| Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Enhance is your key word for August. The Pleasure Enhancer wil do just that by providing added girth, more stimulation, and prolonged erections! |
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| Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)
Discreet, waterproof, and very hot. The Lucid Dreams #54 is the perfect toy to add to your treasure chest. |
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| Gemini (May 22–June 21)
Stay harder for longer, and get more powerful orgasms. Who wouldn’t want that? The Black Tri-Rings are simple and effective.
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