Funny Sex Toy Reviews #52

Eve

May 20, 2021

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Adam’s True Feel Dildo

…all it took was a few stroke on her clit, and the tremors in the bed recorded a 9.8 on the Richter Scale.. this will be our new “go to “ toy.

A&E Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit

I was looking to purchase a rabbit and this is not a rabbit. It did not eat lettuce and it did not hop around. All it did was make my girlfriend and I have some enjoyable sex. Just a little confusing in the name.

All American Whopper Vibrator

She used it when I left town one weekend, and I got a really happy text message. A major benefit for me is she no longer as upset when I have to work late or travel out of town. Unfortunately our battery budget tripled.

A&E The JoyStick Rechargeable Wand

We have a love/hate relationship. Love it and Hate to put it away.

8-inch All-American Whopper Dong

I’m going to be very honest. I’m going through a divorce and got this so I would stop sleeping with my ex. It has definitely worked. … The suction cup at the base is reliable and sticks to most surfaces(yes I did go around my house sticking it to everything, I’ve never had one and it was amusing, no I did not use it while it was stuck to my frig)

A&E Magic Massager

I bought this for a friend who I thought could use some "relaxation" without having to deal with smelly dudes who fart in their sleep. It literally blew her mind and it has now become part of her normal bedtime routine.