Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
The Accommodator

My husband loves headboard sushi (his nickname for oral sex with me on top of him) but I’ve never been a fan of that position. With the Accommodator, it’s a whole new ballgame! Needless to say, I’m a huge fan of this product and he’s a happy camper, having sushi on top!
Astroglide Personal Lubricant

If lube used lube, it would use Astroglide. It lets me stick my bits in things where they wouldn't otherwise easily go, and sometimes my wife likes to stick bits in me too. Ooh-la-la. 10/10 would lube again.
Womanizer Premium

I bought this for my girlfriend because I like to tie her up and play with her. All I can say is that I am glad that I had tied down good and tight because she probably would have knocked the lamps off the table and the pictures off the walls. This thing made her go absolutely wild.
X5 Southern Comfort Dildo

As a joke I used the moist suction cup and stuck it in the dead center of wife's mirror. We did not take it down. Later in the day, I hear a shriek coming from the master bath room and my wife (RED AS A BEET) pointing at the dildo in the mirror and the Plummer with a huge grin on his face. The Dildo stayed up and the Plummer left with out muttering a word . His smile said the hole story.
Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Generation

(My wife) loves it so much that she doesn’t need me anymore. She has replaced me in all our family photos with this new toy and I have been forced to live elsewhere and send money home like the old railroad workers used to do.
Eve’s Deluxe Rabbit Thumper

How do I put this into words? In 22 years of marriage I have rarely, if ever heard the kind of noises come out of my wife that this little technological marvel has made her produce!!
A&E Couple's Enhancer Ring

Its removable so the guy can explorer the waterfalls. Then placing the bullet back before diving in the ocean. Not to leave out the lil fritters that move with the motion of the ocean! Talk bout an exotica orgasms!!
Bam Rechargeable Bullet

I had bought one for myself initially realized it was amazing so I bought another for my best friend! Because thats what besties do lol!
A&E Crystal Clear 8 Inch Dildo

Sticks to anything! Let your imagination run wild!! Forget yoga, I’m getting my cardio finding new places and positions, and I’m getting very flexible .... no regrets here!
Simply Sexy Lust Perfume

The smell is amazing it’s my secret LPD liquid pants dropper