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Funny Sex Toy Reviews - Quarantine Edition

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #48: Quarantine Edition

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator

Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator
I’m sure my neighbors thought I was having church services as loud as I was screaming OH MY GOD! This toy is thee best quarantine partner I could have ever asked for!

RingO’s Penis Ring

RingO’s Penis Ring
Makes my member feel like Godzilla, I could destroy anything!!

Super Sucker UR3 Masturbator

Super Sucker UR3 Masturbator
It honestly feels almost like a real blowjob. It might have been a mistake to buy it. I have lost my urge to date forever

Elegance Fancy Clitoral Stimulator

Elegance Fancy Clitoral Stimulator
We call it the Starship Enterprise ! It takes her to “ warp speed “ very efficiently.

Adam’s Prostate Pal

Adam’s Prostate Pal
Works great. And it's much safer than riding a paint mixer.

50 Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

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Girlfriend hasn't left the bedroom for weeks. When she does come out to pee, her teeth chatter incessantly, and I think I found a couple of her fillings between the sheets.

Precious Metal Gems Vibrator

Precious Metal Gems Vibrator
I haven't seen her since she got them! She runs out of batteries all the time. I can't even use my remote.

Satisfyer Pro 2

Satisfyer Pro 2
I have a hard time orgasming and this thing made me scream. My boyfriend thought I was becoming possessed because of the way I shook and screamed out.

Maxi Wanachi Waterproof Massager

Maxi Wanachi Waterproof Massager
WOWZERS! Guys, just wait till she sticks it up your back door while you’re busy plowing the land. In just seconds you’ll be spreading fertilizer like there’s a million hungry cows to feed. Yee!!!!

Satisfyer 1 – Next Generation

Satisfyer 1 – Next Generation
It's CLIT-TASTIC!!!!!! Yes so awesome that I created a word