Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator
![Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/601994-664412-0x0.jpg)
I’m sure my neighbors thought I was having church services as loud as I was screaming OH MY GOD! This toy is thee best quarantine partner I could have ever asked for!
RingO’s Penis Ring
![RingO’s Penis Ring](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/601996-664415-0x0.jpg)
Makes my member feel like Godzilla, I could destroy anything!!
Super Sucker UR3 Masturbator
![Super Sucker UR3 Masturbator](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/601997-664416-0x0.jpg)
It honestly feels almost like a real blowjob. It might have been a mistake to buy it. I have lost my urge to date forever
Elegance Fancy Clitoral Stimulator
![Elegance Fancy Clitoral Stimulator](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/601998-664418-0x0.jpg)
We call it the Starship Enterprise ! It takes her to “ warp speed “ very efficiently.
Adam’s Prostate Pal
![Adam’s Prostate Pal](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/601999-664419-0x0.jpg)
Works great. And it's much safer than riding a paint mixer.
50 Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
![PRODUCT NAME](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/602000-664420-0x0.jpg)
Girlfriend hasn't left the bedroom for weeks. When she does come out to pee, her teeth chatter incessantly, and I think I found a couple of her fillings between the sheets.
Precious Metal Gems Vibrator
![Precious Metal Gems Vibrator](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/602001-664421-0x0.jpg)
I haven't seen her since she got them! She runs out of batteries all the time. I can't even use my remote.
Satisfyer Pro 2
![Satisfyer Pro 2](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/602002-664422-0x0.jpg)
I have a hard time orgasming and this thing made me scream. My boyfriend thought I was becoming possessed because of the way I shook and screamed out.
Maxi Wanachi Waterproof Massager
![Maxi Wanachi Waterproof Massager](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/602003-664423-0x0.jpg)
WOWZERS! Guys, just wait till she sticks it up your back door while you’re busy plowing the land. In just seconds you’ll be spreading fertilizer like there’s a million hungry cows to feed. Yee!!!!
Satisfyer 1 – Next Generation
![Satisfyer 1 – Next Generation](https://www.adameve.com/CMS/Image/602004-664424-0x0.jpg)
It's CLIT-TASTIC!!!!!! Yes so awesome that I created a word