Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Beginner’s Bondage Fantasy
Worked so good she’s pregnant now
Wallbangers Double Penetration Vibe
Has made me late for work from enjoying my shower a little too much ;-)
A&E Warming Rabbit G
I think we hit 5 on the richter scale in terms of orgasm impact. Multiple earthquake quality orgasms. I'm actually starting to worry that my wife will dump me and just live in the woods with this damn toy.
Eve’s First Thruster
My husband must have been built wrong. He did not vibrate.
A&E Pure and Clean Misting Toy Cleaner
I could eat off my dildos after I clean them with this.
A&E Masturbator Lube
It’s lube. It’s slippery. It’s funtastic. I’ve bought three bottles now. Maybe I masturbate too much :) nah.
6.5-inch All American Dong
Feels so good I think I’ll stay single a little longer
Pure Enrichment Peak Wand Massager
Boys come & go, but with vibrators, you come & come. Definitely worth the price. I will be ordering more toys for sure
A&E Crystal Clear 8-inch Dildo
Surprised my wife with this. She loved it. She said it hit all the right spots. And judging from the wet floor, I’d have to agree.
Adam’s Poseable True Feel Dildo
giant horse size penis they should rename this the secretariat or the Equis this is the dildo paul bunyan would use on his wife another good name the bunyanator