Funny Sex Toy Reviews #40

Crystal Jellies 6-Inch Dildo
Before I even get to how good this feels, I love love LOVE the color. It's beautiful. I'd leave it out as a decoration if I didn't think my mother would have a heart attack when she visits.

Fingo’s Tingly Finger Vibe
I normally would never really write a review about something like this, but when something gives you three (Os) in five minutes, you feel kind of obligated. If this thing had a car and a yearly income, I'd marry it.

Precision Pump
…because of the pump I can come on strong and talk big smack to any woman because I got what they want

Tong Balm
Its my new American Express - I NEVER leave home without it ;)

G-Kiss Vibe
G-Kiss Vibrator, will you marry me??? This vibrator is amazing. it hits my gspot and clit like a dream. the combination makes me squirt every single time. love it and would put a ring on it :)

Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pal
I haven't left the house in days, quite my job. And I couldn't be happier.

Eve’s Sexy Things Rabbit
I'm a little obsessed. Seriously. One go with this thing and I was singing Unchained Melody and threatening to shoot it if it ever leaves me. This is my very first rabbit style vibrator, so I don't know how it stacks up against the other rabbits. But this had good, strong vibration and I love the different pattern settings for the rabbit part.

Sinclair Intimate Grip Stroker
Very happy with this product so far. Im glad I didn't discover this nice little toy before I discovered women. Probably would have never bothered dating. ;)

Crystal Jellies Anal Stuffer
Mine came in this morning and I could not wait to try it out. Left it in while cleaning the house. Never has dusting and vacuuming been so enjoyable. Definitely get it for your pleasure.

A&E G-Gasm Delight
I was gifted this vibrator almost 10 years ago. It's been with me through 3 relationships, a marriage, divorce, moving to 4 different states. Needless to say it's the longest most satisfying relationship I've ever had.