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Funny Sex Toy Reviews #40

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #40

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Crystal Jellies 6-Inch Dildo
Before I even get to how good this feels, I love love LOVE the color. It's beautiful. I'd leave it out as a decoration if I didn't think my mother would have a heart attack when she visits.

Crystal Jellies 6-Inch Dildo
Fingo’s Tingly Finger Vibe

Fingo’s Tingly Finger Vibe
I normally would never really write a review about something like this, but when something gives you three (Os) in five minutes, you feel kind of obligated. If this thing had a car and a yearly income, I'd marry it.

Precision Pump
…because of the pump I can come on strong and talk big smack to any woman because I got what they want

Precision Pump
Tong Balm

Tong Balm
Its my new American Express - I NEVER leave home without it ;)

G-Kiss Vibe
G-Kiss Vibrator, will you marry me??? This vibrator is amazing. it hits my gspot and clit like a dream. the combination makes me squirt every single time. love it and would put a ring on it :)

G-Kiss Vibe
Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pal

Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pal
I haven't left the house in days, quite my job. And I couldn't be happier.

Eve’s Sexy Things Rabbit
I'm a little obsessed. Seriously. One go with this thing and I was singing Unchained Melody and threatening to shoot it if it ever leaves me. This is my very first rabbit style vibrator, so I don't know how it stacks up against the other rabbits. But this had good, strong vibration and I love the different pattern settings for the rabbit part.

Eve’s Sexy Things Rabbit
Sinclair Intimate Grip Stroker

Sinclair Intimate Grip Stroker
Very happy with this product so far. Im glad I didn't discover this nice little toy before I discovered women. Probably would have never bothered dating. ;)

Crystal Jellies Anal Stuffer
Mine came in this morning and I could not wait to try it out. Left it in while cleaning the house. Never has dusting and vacuuming been so enjoyable. Definitely get it for your pleasure.

Crystal Jellies Anal Stuffer
A&E G-Gasm Delight

A&E G-Gasm Delight
I was gifted this vibrator almost 10 years ago. It's been with me through 3 relationships, a marriage, divorce, moving to 4 different states. Needless to say it's the longest most satisfying relationship I've ever had.