From a dildo that exposes a new side of Star Wars to a vibe made for a cross-country flight, these fun-filled product reviews are sure to brighten your day!
Funny Sex Toy Reviews #38
November 19, 2018
Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Fingo Nubby Finger Vibrator A strong but quiet little vib, Great for play under a blanket on a long flight!
G-Kiss Vibrator Easy to clean. 3 variable speeds let me simmer, sizzle, or roar!
Fantasy Vibe My wife has locked herself in the bedroom! If momma ain't happy, then no one is happy. Yes indeed this rings true and reverberates down the hallway as momma hasn't been seen since the Fantasy Vibe arrived.
Adam’s Stroker Trio All three do the job well. How well? Let’s just say my girlfriend seems to want to work harder in the bedroom to discourage me from using these things. So it’s a win win for me. Haha!
Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation Almost Lobotomized My Wife Her words, "I think I saw God"... We've used dildos and vibes before, but she's never had 3 (Os) in a row... ever... and we've been married a long long time. By far the #1 toy we've tried.
Super Head Honcho Masturbator My life is complete. No longer have to give a 20 minute (BJ) and he loves it
X5 9-inch Hard On Vibrator Amazing... should be called who needs a man!
Double Trouble Dildo This makes my wife moan like a Wookiee on ketamine
Fleshlight Go - Torque if I had one of these 25 years ago I wouldn't have a ex-wife
Satisfyer 2 Next Generation Best drunk purchase ever I wasn’t supposed to buy this but I’m sure glad I did! Thank you drunk self!
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