Funny Sex Toy Reviews #38

Fingo Nubby Finger Vibrator
A strong but quiet little vib, Great for play under a blanket on a long flight!

G-Kiss Vibrator
Easy to clean. 3 variable speeds let me simmer, sizzle, or roar!

Fantasy Vibe
My wife has locked herself in the bedroom! If momma ain't happy, then no one is happy. Yes indeed this rings true and reverberates down the hallway as momma hasn't been seen since the Fantasy Vibe arrived.

Adam’s Stroker Trio
All three do the job well. How well? Let’s just say my girlfriend seems to want to work harder in the bedroom to discourage me from using these things. So it’s a win win for me. Haha!

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation
Almost Lobotomized My Wife Her words, "I think I saw God"... We've used dildos and vibes before, but she's never had 3 (Os) in a row... ever... and we've been married a long long time. By far the #1 toy we've tried.

Super Head Honcho Masturbator
My life is complete. No longer have to give a 20 minute (BJ) and he loves it

X5 9-inch Hard On Vibrator
Amazing... should be called who needs a man!

Double Trouble Dildo
This makes my wife moan like a Wookiee on ketamine

Fleshlight Go - Torque
if I had one of these 25 years ago I wouldn't have a ex-wife

Satisfyer 2 Next Generation
Best drunk purchase ever I wasn’t supposed to buy this but I’m sure glad I did! Thank you drunk self!