Funny Sex Toy Reviews #34

Velvet Touch Vibrator
WOW!!! the wife loved it!!! Totally worth it! A touch loud, but the screams will drown out the noise from the toy!!!

Wisteria Waves Vibrator
Thank God for this wonderful toy!! I was a bit skeptikal at first, but after using it a few of times at the office, I took it to church last Sunday. No more boring sermons for me!! Amen brother, this has to be the greetest thing in the good Lords creation! Halleluya!

Ripple 18" Double Dildo
It's great! We've used the 12" double for a few years now but now he wants to use bigger things in me (one of his kinks! ha!). Also when we aren't using it between my legs,I have used it in the kitchen - as a rolling pin!! :O It really works! ha! Do NOT tell my guests!! ha!

Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit
Dildos are a lot like ice cream. Sometimes you like it hard and sometimes a little soft. You crave differant flavors like you crave differant sizes. However, a harness that allows a little interchanging with no difficulty is hard to come by. This is that one that solved that for me. My glass, long shlong slides in the ajustible hole as well as my thick, fat favorite. When you have a collection of toys, this harness allows for flavor.

Xplozion Dietary Supplement
Guys...this stuff really works. Noticed a difference the first use, but have been using it now for about 2 weeks and my orgasms are more intense than ever imagined they could be. Girlfriend noticed a difference in the amount when she gives me head. Said she has to swallow alot more!

Red Hearts Glass Dildo
I bought this for my wife just based on the reviews. When it arrived I must say I was really wondering if this would deliver the goods. It not only delivered the goods but unpacked them and put them away! It got a reaction out of my wife I have never seen. Put away any doubts and just buy it. Glass is the only way to go.

Tickle His Pickle
Most of the information I knew but some I did not. Hubby grinned from ear to ear when he saw me reading. Once I applied what I read he, well, let's just say he is still grinning.

Snow Bunny Vibrator
OMG. The puddle in my bed was as big as lake michigan after using this bad boy. If you want to C*M as hard as I did you will order this today with rush delivery. Shhhh, don't tell my husband.

Ultimate Performance male Enhancement Cream
Went from a 5 MINUTE QUICK SHOOT TO AN Hour 1/2 Mad Locomotive :)

Wet Wabbit Vibrator
My girlfriend loves this thing, but i keep in my place or i know i would never see her again lol This product was worth the money i paid for it.