From a toy that will leave you barely able to walk to another smart enough to be nicknamed Einstein, this batch of product reviews is crazy funny!
Funny Sex Toy Reviews #32
May 28, 2018
Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Cyberskin Dream Realistic Dildo the size of this dildo was perfect, i used it so much for the first two weeks i could barely walk i use it at least once a week now and got a second one to try DP
Silver Beaded Rope and Whip Hook Line and Sink Her! This set is perfect for beginner rope play! It let me do whatever i wanted with my subject, she loved every minute of it! Excellent!
Illuminate Her Strobing Anal Balls Cute light show under the covers! We used this toy for vaginal stimulation last night and enjoyed the lights as well as the vibes. Insert both the toy and the pinis for extra stimulation.
Wet Wabbit Vibe My girl is in orgasm heaven,good buy.lots of fun! Love the smiley face under the 'head'!
Thrusting Jack Rabbit Vibrator I bought this for my gf for those lonely nights when i am not around. She used it the first time and got the deed done in less than a minute. Her only concern is that it brings her to orgasm too fast, but she is not complaining. Now I got to keep her in batteries :)
Wild G Spot I bought this toy for my wife. She found the size to be a little intimidating at first, but she said it gave her an amazing O. It was one of the few times that she has been able to c-m twice in a short period of time. Once with me inside her and once with the Wild G Spot Vibrator. It is a little on the loud side, but her moans will drown out the vibrators noise:)
Hitachi Wand Massager She came 3 times the first time we used it. I knew it would be good when you have to plug it into the wall. No Batteries required!!!
Ultimate Stroker Beads Screw mardi gras these beads are the incredible not only for my man but but these are incredible for women with your man inside... would recommend these to everyone....
Grape Jelly Bead Stick This is my first anal toy... and lets just say it is fun to use! length and width is perfect for any beginner, or expert at anal... I would recomend this toy to anyone!! It has a very strong smell of grape that hasnt gone awway lol, but i guess that is better then smelling like the alternative. Awesome Toy! Great Buy!!
16 Function Super Rabbit Vibrator I sware this thing has gotten me through so many lonely nights. its honestly my best friend. i havent ran into any problems except the batteries run out quickly. me and my lover find this so pleasurable. i refer to this baby as einstein because it was the smartest invention ever! ITS GREAT!
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