Funny Sex Toy Reviews #26

Douche Kit
Rinse, Repeat and Wow! Holy cow, the bulb holds a surprising amount of water. It was a surprise for me at first, then it felt perfect. The different nozzles are great for different moods. There's the quick cleanse all the way to the 'how long can I hold it'. Regardless of the nozzle you choose, this is a fantastic douche. Pardon me, may I have another?

ID Glide Lube
This stuff is great. Things south of the border dry out after menopause and now well into our sixties the road is smooth again.

Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring
This was our first sex toy, made sex even better! after putting it on she said it was like getting hit wait a Hammer! she loved it!

Blue Blossom Glass Ben Wa Balls
Definitely makes house cleaning more pleasurable! Love that I am more pleasant during the day and can deal with the day to day stresses of being a SAHM to 4 kids better! Definitly reccommend for daily use and extra sexual pleasure with your partner!

Flex-a-Pleasure Vibrator
this works great for us, makes her squirt like crazy and saves my fingers from cramping for a week. may not be for everyone, but we love it