From a fun gift for grandma to a sex swing that can make you feel like Tarzan, this batch of funny toy reviews will leave you laughing!
Funny Sex Toy Reviews #12
January 09, 2017
Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Real Skin Whopper Dildo We recently purchased the Sean Michaels realistic dildo which was way too thick. This one is considerably smaller but so far it's her favorite. It made her orgasm quite a bit. She is able to have her black cake and eat it too!
Glow in the Dark Stud This was actually a gift for my 73 year old grandmother who specifically asked for an item like this for Christmas...she reports...she enjoys it greatly!!!
Sex Sling this thing works great. my wife likes the "wide open" position, this allows a nice deep penetration. it also frees up both of my hands so now i can hold the camera better.
Pirates 2 If you're looking for some quick 'n dirty raunch to help you polish your knob, keep looking. But if you appreciate creative, artful erotica, with a solid, cohesive plot, fantastic lighting, witty dialogue, interspersed with some really wild sex -- this is the one. My boyfriends comment was: "Tell them it's a great movie, but we could have done without the sex. Now I've got corn chips stuck in my girlfriends p*ssy." So, if you're lonely, this is great entertainment. For couples, it's a phenomenal warm-up flick -- consider it an opportunity for extended, intermittent foreplay that can peak once the credits roll. And, yeah -- you're gonna want both lube and snacks.
Bondage Love Swing Tarzan Yell!!! Wow this has been fun so far but I need to work out more. So I can do more stuff. This has been a blast!
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