Funny Sex Toy Reviews #12

Real Skin Whopper Dildo
We recently purchased the Sean Michaels realistic dildo which was way too thick. This one is considerably smaller but so far it's her favorite. It made her orgasm quite a bit. She is able to have her black cake and eat it too!

Glow in the Dark Stud
This was actually a gift for my 73 year old grandmother who specifically asked for an item like this for Christmas...she reports...she enjoys it greatly!!!

Sex Sling
this thing works great. my wife likes the "wide open" position, this allows a nice deep penetration. it also frees up both of my hands so now i can hold the camera better.

Pirates 2
If you're looking for some quick 'n dirty raunch to help you polish your knob, keep looking. But if you appreciate creative, artful erotica, with a solid, cohesive plot, fantastic lighting, witty dialogue, interspersed with some really wild sex -- this is the one. My boyfriends comment was: "Tell them it's a great movie, but we could have done without the sex. Now I've got corn chips stuck in my girlfriends p*ssy." So, if you're lonely, this is great entertainment. For couples, it's a phenomenal warm-up flick -- consider it an opportunity for extended, intermittent foreplay that can peak once the credits roll. And, yeah -- you're gonna want both lube and snacks. 

Bondage Love Swing
Tarzan Yell!!! Wow this has been fun so far but I need to work out more. So I can do more stuff. This has been a blast!