Funny Sex Toy Reviews #8

A&E 25x Slimline Vibrator
Decent toy, but needs a variable speed. Even the lowest speed is quite "vibratory."

Rude Boy
I have many prostate masagers and anal toys but this is the bomb. My urologist said my PSA went from .9 to .02. he asked me what I was doing and I told him heavy sex with my wife and a rude boy and he asked me if I was bi and I started laughing and showed him the rude boy on the internet. He has sugested it to some of his other patients and once they get past the but their psa dropped also. Don't know if I want another guy up there but the rude boy is welcome. Thank You Adam and Eve. Size is great and vibration is perfect. In time the might need to come out with a larger diameter unit.

Wet Wabbit Vibrator
Oh you fantastic wittle wabbit you..... my fiance bought this as a surprise for me from a store, but I have to comment on it. I am not one for those types of sex toys, my fancy is tickled at the Home Depot if you get my meaning!!) At any rate, after our first use, my darling fiance asked how it was. Pointing up my finger, so I could catch my breath, I smiled at him and quietly said..."you and that thing blew my head off." If you don't know what you want, just freakin get it. You will never understand it til you try it.

Eve’s Harness Strap-on Kit
This product is well worth the price. Much fun to use, so now hubby is MY B-TCH... Gotta love that! I know I do!

Clone a Willy
we had a blast with this cloning kit---- its the gift that literally keeps giving--- wish it had more of the liquid rubber ----this time we made it w/ vibrator next time we are ging to skip the vibes ----definately recommend ---my wife has always told me that she was going to have my "willie" stuffed if anything ever happened to me ----now i dont have to worry about that i feel "immortal"