Funny Sex Toy Reviews #7

Rotating Rabbit Vibrator
If you are on a budget or just starting out this is the best rabbit to try out to get a feel for them. If you like this then you can invest in a more expensive model. I bought this for my college age daughter and hope it helps her avoid promiscuous sex.

Magnifique Natural Contours Massager
Not only a good looking, it's really powerful! but quiet! It made me very happy that I can take it to my office, and just tell others, "Hey, my bad neck, you know... I need a massager." Then, when I need it to make me happy... Oh yes!

Lucid Dream #14 G-Spot Vibrator

Skeet so much they call me Billy Ocean!! This thing is amazing. Happy friggin B-day to me! I squirt, but this thing makes me squirt continuously, never had so many orgasms in one setting! Every girl NEEDS this vibe!!

Clear Pink Passion Plug Large
This bad boy came in the mail today and I couldn't wait to try it out. At first glance I thought it was going to be too large to be comfortable. I almost gave up trying to get it in the first time. Just waited a couple minutes, more lube and a lot of patience and I finally got it all the way in. Much to my surprise, it's much more comfortable inside than the 4" Swirltop I have been using. I can sit, I can walk around without any discomfort or worry about it slipping out. The only reason I am giving it 4 stars instead of 5; the vibrator is loud. I like to wear mine when I go grocery shopping. I just slip the controller in a spare cell phone [ouch and clip it to my belt. I love walking around the supermarket with it gently buzzing away in my ass and occasionally kicking it up to high when the mood strikes me. That might be a little difficult with this one. With the noise from the vibrator, I can see some little old lady coming up to me and saying "Your butt is buzzing!!"

Adam & Eve Anal Easy Lubricant
great product ive done anal 3 times and had to be in the shower or realy drunk. This porduct is great does the job and cheeper then boose.