From temperature play to the wonders of false teeth, this week’s batch of funny sex toys reviews will leave you laughing. And they’re all 100% real! 

Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Funny Sex Toy Reviews #5

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Make Me Cum Clit Sensitizer
Ok, for me it starts like ice, then turns into a pleasant fire. I lost count of all the orgasms this has induced. It takes about 2 min to fully work for me. My man thanks u 2. Though I wish u sold it in the gallon size :)

Make Me Cum Clit Sensitizer
Crystal Teaser


Crystal Teaser

What a great multi-purpose toy! We have used it every way we can think of. Highly recommend cold anally after things have heated up. We keep a cup of ice nearby for quick chilling. Walked around doing chores with it inside, then hit the rocking chair, all without my husband knowledge of what was "up" - my little secret! Everyone should try this toy.

Wild G-Spot Vibrator

Skeptical about buying, but after a few uses would highly recomend this. Haven't used in water yet. My wife absolutly loves it :) She reminds me to get batterys every time I go to the store now.

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
Head Candy

Head Candy
they are hard to use on her but when she uses them on me they are wonderful makes me want to try a woman with false teeth.

Brown Leopard Shorts
Not to blow my own horn or anything ( because that is something I leave to my wife ), but I tried these on and must say that I felt I looked pretty darn good in them. Apparently my wife did to as she had a hard time keeping her hands off of them. They are very comfortable and she loves the way they feel.

Brown Leopard Shorts