Funny Sex Toy Reviews #5

Make Me Cum Clit Sensitizer
Ok, for me it starts like ice, then turns into a pleasant fire. I lost count of all the orgasms this has induced. It takes about 2 min to fully work for me. My man thanks u 2. Though I wish u sold it in the gallon size :)

Crystal Teaser
What a great multi-purpose toy! We have used it every way we can think of. Highly recommend cold anally after things have heated up. We keep a cup of ice nearby for quick chilling. Walked around doing chores with it inside, then hit the rocking chair, all without my husband knowledge of what was "up" - my little secret! Everyone should try this toy.

Wild G-Spot Vibrator

Skeptical about buying, but after a few uses would highly recomend this. Haven't used in water yet. My wife absolutly loves it :) She reminds me to get batterys every time I go to the store now.

Head Candy
they are hard to use on her but when she uses them on me they are wonderful makes me want to try a woman with false teeth.

Brown Leopard Shorts
Not to blow my own horn or anything ( because that is something I leave to my wife ), but I tried these on and must say that I felt I looked pretty darn good in them. Apparently my wife did to as she had a hard time keeping her hands off of them. They are very comfortable and she loves the way they feel.