Funny Sex Toy Reviews #1

Sword of Love Anal Dildo
I have been a professional ninja assassin for almost 25 years now and have used many tools to conduct my deadly art. I bought this "Sword" under the impression that it would serve as a reliable tool for my dark trade. I am not pleased to report that this tool is not very effective. The edge is quite dull and makes a chore of dispatching an, even unsuspecting, target. I would not recommend this product for ninjas, assassins, or anyone of the like.

i-Vibe Pocket Rocket
I love this toy, because it is quiet, and POWERFUL!!  I can play with it in my walk in closet, and my husband never knows! Haha. For those quicky solo moments!!  Easy clean up, easy orgasm!!

Clit Flicker Penis Ring

great toy! only bad thing is it is a LITTLE bulky.. hubby says he feels like a pack mule :)

Mighty Mite Vibrator
My wife's eyeballs are still reeling in her head!

Lace Hearts Bikini Lingerie set
Excellent set. I felt so sexy in it and my boyfriend seemed to agree. It is really adjustable so if you have tiggle bitties or bitty tatas, junk in your trunk or just a lower lower back, it will fit. Wear it with a pair of pumps or wedges. But go for the pumps as your playmate will probably insist you not stay standing for long. By far my favorite piece of lingerie so far.