Always At Your Service Dapper Dick Thong

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Dress Your Dong To The Nines!

Nothing tells your lover that you’re ready to give them 5-star service, quite like dressing up your package! In the back, this scandalous thong shows off your meaty glutes. In the front, the pouch hugs your bulge. Slip your member into his tux, complete with collar, button-up style shirt and more! Suited up and ready to serve, your manhood is sure to make them scream “Oh, Jeeves”! Don’t be surprised if you’re called for service over & over again, at all hours of the night. Perfect gag gift. One size fits most. Polyester/Spandex. Imported.

Key Features

Novelty butler male thong
Dress up your manhood in a tux
Faux button-up style shirt, bowtie & more
Your dong looks so dapper
Scandalous thong shows off glutes
A hilarious gag gift
One size fits most
Made of Polyester/Spandex
Imported

Description

Serve up your dong on a silver platter and let them know you’re always at their service. Your juicy butt and dashing dong look so good, don’t be surprised when they need servicing over and over again. The bulge pouch supports your balls while your manhood slips inside his tux. Dressed to the nines in a collared button-up style shirt with bowtie, your Johnson looks downright dapper. The ultimate gag gift for white elephant parties, bachelorettes & more! Or use as a bedroom icebreaker!

Specifications

Brand	Male Power
Colors	Black
Gender	Male
Material	Polyester, Spandex
Size	OS

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