What Is the Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder?

Lord Neptune is a vibrating silicone grinder with a textured 5.3" insertable shaft and an adjustable strap-mount base. The removable vibrating bullet offers 3 speeds and 7 patterns, while the wireless remote provides convenient control during use.

Why You'll Love It

Lord Neptune combines deep texture, powerful vibration, and a versatile strap-mount design for plenty of ways to play. Secure the adjustable base, choose your vibration setting, and let the grind begin.

Feature Breakdown

• Tentacle Strap-Mount: Adjustable 12 - 52-inch strap secures the toy to a pillow, thigh, or furniture.
• Deep-Sea Texture: 5.3-inch insertable shaft with ridges and bumps from top to base.
• Vibrating Bullet: Removable bullet with 3 speeds and 7 patterns.
• Wireless Remote: Control vibration settings from a distance.
• Waterproof: For deep sea adventures and easy cleanup.
• Versatile Design: Built for solo grinding or partnered play.
• Phthalate Free: Made with premium phthalate-free silicone.

Best For

Lord Neptune is made for anyone who wants texture, vibration, and flexibility in one seriously versatile design.

• Solo Explorers: Looking for hands-free riding with adjustable positioning.
• Partner Play: Wanting a versatile setup with remote-controlled vibration.
• Texture Lovers: Craving pronounced ridges and bumps.
• Hands-Free Fans: Enjoying the freedom of a secure strap-mounted design.
• Water Play: Wanting a waterproof design for shower fun.

How to Use It

1. Secure the Base: Adjust the strap and fasten Lord Neptune to a pillow, thigh, or suitable piece of furniture.
2. Add Lubricant: Use a water-based lubricant.
3. Choose Your Setting: Use the wireless remote to select from 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns.
4. Play Your Way: Adjust the position or vibration setting whenever you want to change things up.
5. Clean & Store: Wash with warm, soapy water or use toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and other toys.