The Top Toys of 2008
It’s January, and that means one of two things – New Year’s Resolutions or lists talking about all the memorable things that happened in 2008. We’re saving the article about resolutions for later, but here’s our list of the eight most interesting products that came out in 2008.
8. Cyberglass Snake of Paradise – When you find this cyberglass snake hiding under the sheets, get ready to scream! The amber nubs along the top & bottom and curvy shape provide extra stimulation. And the extra-strength glass easily adjusts to hot or cold temperatures for soothing massages or icy thrills.
7. Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge – It’s not a toy, but do you really care that much? The most anticipated movie of 2008, this sequel to the best-selling adult movie in history comes packed with an adventure-filled story, genuinely funny jokes and intense sex. It also racked up over 20 AVN nominations, including Best Video Feature, Best Group Sex Scene, Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene and more.
6. Vibrating Perfect Ass – A life-size masturbator, this is one of the most life-like products we’ve ever sold! Whether you’re spanking, pinching or pumping away inside this bootylicious toy, it’s impossible to keep your hands off this stunning replica. The completely separate ass and pussy tunnels are shaped to take everything you've got and leave you completely drained and satisfied! Plus it includes bullet vibrators to add an extra little bounce to your step!
5. Candy Curves Exciter Vibrator – Graduated bumps on the pearly-pink jelly shaft give you smooth penetration for anal or vaginal play, and it’s flexible for a comfortable fit and precise attention to your hot spots! Adam & Eve Reviewer Candyman wrote, “My wife tried it on me first, then I tried it on her. We both had fun it was a new experience for the both of as far as anal toys. I’ve had anal sex with the real deal and she loves it. But the vibrating from the candy toy, that’s what she calls it, drove her crazy. Now when she wants it, she says it’s time for C-A-N-D-Y.”
4. Roller Dollz – From catfights to locker room hook-ups, these roller derby divas play dirty – on and off the rink! Teamed up together for the first time ever, the contract stars of Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance went all out for this big-budget production! Filled with steamy sex (in and out of the shower) and the girls racing on skates in skimpy costumes, this movie delivers the thrilling sex and pulse-pounding races for couples and adult fans alike! Plus it was nominated for more than 15 AVN awards, including Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl 3-way Sex Scene, Best Couples Sex Scene and Best Group Sex Scene.
3. The Purple Haze Dildo – One of the most unusually shaped dildos on the market, the Purple Haze’s sharply curved shaft makes it ideal for either G Spot or prostate stimulation. And to give you the most realistic experience possible, the rounded balls act like the real deal – swinging and swaying with each thrust – making this dildo one of the best options for harness play! Made from the highest grade of silicone available in the adult toy market, this adult toy is sure to give you years of satisfaction and pleasure.
2. Double Diver Cock Ring – It’s a double penetration sensation for couples! This stretchy-soft ring circles your shaft to keep it hard while a 4.5” x 1” adjustable jelly dildo thrusts in her backdoor. Add even more sensation with a 3-speed removable bullet to drive her clit wild!
1. Hearts Squirmy Vibrator – Put some wiggle in your woo-woo! While the heart shaft stirs and rotates your honey pot, switch on the squirmy-shaped clit stimulator to send multi-orgasmic mojo your way! Soft, pink material feels silky and warms to your skin like a lover should! And it’s even waterproof, so you can take it into the tub or shower for super-wet orgasms!