Dirty Joke of the Month:

Since we have enjoyed all of your dirty poem submissions that left us laughing, we thought it would also be fun to include some dirty jokes as well! Send us your favorite dirty joke and we may publish it in our upcoming newsletters. Email us at newsletter@adameve.com.

Here is one of our favorites:

Tony's wife heard the doorbell ring.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds.
He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"