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<P class=style4><BR><BR><SPAN class="style91 style92">Fly the Blowjob-friendly Skies!</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN class=style9>With the price of gas flying higher than the old Concord, airlines are adding all kinds of<BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style9>crazy fees – from fuel sub charges to adding on extra for checking bags – to try to keep<BR>up. But one European airline CEO has come up with a scheme that will make flying a<BR>more pleasurable and enjoyable experience while racking in a butt load of money.<BR><BR>According to news reports, Michael O’Leary, the CEO of budget airline Ryanair, was<BR>holding a press conference in Germany to announce the airline’s new trans-Atlantic<BR>flights. O’Leary told reporters that the company would be adding a business class for the<BR>first time, saying “in economy it will be very cheap fares, say 10 Euros, and in business<BR>class it will be bed and blowjobs.”<BR><BR>Making sure the Germans got the joke, O’Leary went on to emphasize beds & blowjobs<BR>several times throughout the press conference. He even asked his translator the German<BR>phrase for oral sex. After learning that there wasn’t one, O’Leary commented that it’s a<BR>“terrible sex life in Germany.”<BR><BR>While I’m not exactly a frequent flier, I think O’Leary is definitely on to something with<BR>this. With increased crowds, fewer flights, and seats that seem to shrink every year while<BR>your seat mates’ butts grow bigger and bigger, I’m all for anything that can be done to<BR>improve one’s flying experience. Just imagine people debarking with smiles on their<BR>faces – not glad that the flight’s over but because they actually enjoyed it! And I’ll be<BR>there with luggage (and condoms) in hand.<BR><BR>You can see the video clip for yourself on YouTube. Just search for Bed and Blowjobs –<BR>it’s one of the top viewed clips. Be sure to check out the comments users have left too,<BR>some of them are funnier than the actual clip itself. </SPAN><BR><BR><BR></P>
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