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<P class=style4 align=left><BR><BR><SPAN class="style91 style92">Vibrators – Bartenders’ Newest Friend! </SPAN></P>
<P class=style9 align=left>Apparently the newest craze sweeping the local bar scene comes straight out of the bedroom – the humble vibrator.<BR><BR>Local bartender Mike Newcum said the vibrator trend started when one bar began adding a <A href="adameve.com/vibrators/bullets-and-eggs-c-22.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">small waterproof vibrator</SPAN></A> to every cocktail for ladies’ night.<BR><BR>“That way if they didn’t meet Prince Charming, they still go home satisfied,” he said, adding that the trend quickly exploded from there with bars offering better vibrators and even vibrator drink recipes.<BR><BR>Bar-goer Amy Richards said she hasn’t missed a ladies’ night since the bar started giving away vibrators. <BR><BR>“Cherries, olives, little umbrellas, tiny pieces of fruit – you name a colorful drink that comes with a special garnish and odds are that I’ve tried it,” Richards said. “But these <A href="adameve.com/vibrators/bullets-and-eggs-c-22.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">cute little vibrators</SPAN></A> beat them all!”<BR><BR>With bar patrons quickly falling in love with vibrators, it was only a matter of time before bartenders started experimenting with them as well – creating new drink recipes and even using vibrators to mix drinks. <BR><BR>Newcum said he especially loved <A href="adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/mens-adult-sex-toys/cock-rings-c-504.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">vibrating cock rings</SPAN></A>. “You just slip it around the glass and turn it on. The vibrator does all the hard work for you and saves loads of time in the bargain,” he said. “And after work, you just slip it in your pocket for later that night.”<BR><BR>Local bartender DP Powers predicted that vibrators would continue to grow in popularity. “We’ve tried all kinds of promotions for ladies’ night,” he said, “but nothing beats vibrators. After they finish the drink, most of the customers just lick the vibe clean and slip it into the purse for when they get home. As for the rest, let’s just say the lines for the women’s room get longer than usual and there’s a lot more screaming!”<BR><BR>With this kind of popularity, it’s only a matter of time before you start ordering your martini vibrated, not stirred.<BR><BR>Happy (Belated) April Fools’ Day! <BR><BR></P>