<!-- CTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dt --> <STYLE type=text/css> <!-- .style46 { color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } .style96 { color: #d32100 } .style14 { font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } .style94 { color: #1ca1dc; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; } .style95 { color: #1ca1dc; font-weight: bold; font-size: 16px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } .style98 { font-size: 10px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; } .style75 { color: #1ca1dc; font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } a:link { color: #000000; } a:hover { color: #d32100; } .style54 { color: #C11406; font-weight: bold; font-size: 16px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } .style99 {font-size: 12px} .style100 {font-size: 12px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } --> </STYLE> <DIV align=left> <TABLE width=584 align=left> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=618> <TABLE width=594 align=center> <TBODY></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=center><BR><A href="http://www.adameve.com/default.aspx"><IMG height=90 alt="Adam &amp; Eve Sex Toys" hspace=3 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/banner.jpg" width=584 border=0></A><A id=top name=top></A></DIV> <TABLE width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=358> <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=363><A href="http://www.adameve.com/dvd-and-video/squirting-c-145.aspx"><IMG height=350 alt=clearance src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/top_graphic.jpg" width=350 border=0></A></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top height=185> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"> <DIV class=style60 align=right> <DIV align=left>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94><A id=sex_challenge name=sex_challenge></A>Can you handle the Sex Challenge?</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=350></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style14>No, we’re not mixing up dreams with reality again. This is a real challenge from a church in Florida. Naturally, the pastor who issued the challenge is limiting the 30-day fun to the happily and not-so-happily married. However, we at Adam &amp; Eve have somewhat looser attitudes, so we’re encouraging everyone to take part!<BR><BR>The whole idea behind the challenge is that sex helps people forget their day-to-day problems like credit card bills and alien abductions so they can focus on couple things like closeness and strengthening their relationship. No, we didn’t pull out that of our behinds – there are scientific studies about endorphins and pheromones that prove this. Therefore, a month of intimacy logically should help strengthen ailing relationships and cut down on the number of arguments and divorces. <BR><BR>Of course, years of experience and numerous rejections have also taught us that logic and sex don’t really belong together. And one should bear in mind that this challenge was issued by a guy – a guy who likely isn’t getting enough hanky-panky on his own. <BR><BR>If you and your significant other are still up for the challenge, here are some tips to help you get through it that we “borrowed” from a guide on training for the New York City Marathon. 30 days of sex versus 26.2 miles of running. Close enough for us! <BR><BR></SPAN></DIV> <P align=left><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter_sex-challenge.aspx">Click Here To Read More</A></SPAN> <SPAN class=style14>| <A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN><BR><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"> <DIV class=style60 align=right> <DIV align=left>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top height=185> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV class=style94 align=left><A id=bartenders name=bartenders></A>Vibrators – Bartenders’ Newest Friend! </DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=350></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SPAN class=style14>Apparently the newest craze sweeping the local bar scene comes straight out of the bedroom – the humble vibrator.<BR><BR>Local bartender Mike Newcum said the vibrator trend started when one bar began adding a <A href="adameve.com/vibrators/bullets-and-eggs-c-22.aspx">small waterproof vibrator</A> to every cocktail for ladies’ night. <BR><BR>“That way if they didn’t meet Prince Charming, they still go home satisfied,” he said, adding that the trend quickly exploded from there with bars offering better vibrators and even vibrator drink recipes.<BR><BR>Bar-goer Amy Richards said she hasn’t missed a ladies’ night since the bar started giving away vibrators. <BR><BR>“Cherries, olives, little umbrellas, tiny pieces of <BR>fruit – you name a colorful drink that comes with a special garnish and odds are that I’ve tried it,” Richards said. “But these <A href="adameve.com/vibrators/bullets-and-eggs-c-22.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">cute little vibrators</SPAN></A> beat them all!”<BR><BR>With bar patrons quickly falling in love with vibrators, it was only a matter of time before bartenders started experimenting with them as well – creating new drink recipes and even using vibrators to mix drinks. <BR><BR>Newcum said he especially loved <A href="adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/mens-adult-sex-toys/cock-rings-c-504.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">vibrating cock rings</SPAN></A>. “You just slip it around the glass and turn it on. The vibrator does all the hard work for you and saves loads of time in the bargain,” he said. “And after work, you just slip it in your pocket for later that night.”<BR></SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14><BR><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter_bartender.aspx">Click Here To Read More</A></SPAN> | <A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN><BR><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"> <DIV class=style60 align=right> <DIV align=left>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top height=185> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV class=style94 align=left><A id=sex_toys name=sex_toys></A>Sex Toys Aren’t Just About Sex! </DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=350></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SPAN class=style14>Everyone around the office has been screaming about multi-tasking lately and pushing to find ways to use time more efficiently.<BR><BR>We’ve tried watching adult movies while commuting, but that led to a 5-car pile up. <BR><BR>Next up was product testing during lunch. The company did bail me out, but I’ve still got a court date next week. <BR><BR>As for spraying pheromones during the company-wide sexual harassment seminar…you can see for yourself when we release the movie next month! <BR><BR>Seriously though, there are plenty of alternative uses for sex toys aside from the obvious, you just have to use your imagination a little.<BR><BR></SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter_sex-toys.aspx">Click Here To Read More</A></SPAN> | <A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN> <BR><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"> <DIV class=style60 align=right> <DIV align=left>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV class=style94 align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><A id=nantucket name=nantucket></A>There once was a man from Nantucket…</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=350></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SPAN class=style14>Are you a poet? Do you want everyone to know it? <BR><BR>April is National Poetry Month so we’re having a poetry competition, specifically a dirty poetry competition. And we want to hear from you.<BR><BR>So please send us your dirty limericks, your rhymes of Greg and his tiny peg, your haikus of Hanna’s naughty bits, and anything else you can think of.<BR><BR>We’ll print our favorites in next month’s newsletter – giving you a small taste of the fame and power that we enjoy every month </SPAN><BR><BR><BR><SPAN class=style14><A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN> | <SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><A href="mailto:newsletter@">newsletter@adameve.com</A></SPAN><BR><BR><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"> <DIV class=style60 align=right> <DIV align=left>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class="style14 style57"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SPAN class=style14><SPAN class=style14><A href="#top"></A></SPAN></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top><A id=asklaura name=asklaura></A> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94>Ask Laura </SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=350></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style75 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Advice Column:</SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14>Whether you’re completely clueless when it comes to sexual matters or just trying to expand your bedroom proficiency, our certified sexpert Laura has the answers you need! Just email Laura your questions at <A href="mailto:asklaura@">asklaura@adameve.com</A> and check out next month’s AdamEve.com newsletter!</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style95>Question of the Month: </SPAN></DIV> <P class=style14 align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Laura,</SPAN><BR>Dear Laura, I am a bisexual woman and my husband and I have been talking about trying the bi thing. Any helpful hints for him to help him explore? We reverse-play, and he loves it but wants to try the real thing. I would love to see him with another man and find myself masturbating to the thought of being with a bi couple.<BR>--Anticipation<BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Anticipation,</SPAN><BR>Before you begin any interaction with other people, you will need to spend some time communicating. It can be jarring to go from hot fantasy to real life! It can be hard for the real thing to live up to the fantasy, and some talking about guidelines can be helpful--do you want to approach someone you know? Go to a swingers event? Advertise in the paper? Practice safe sex? How far do you want things to go? Decide these things ahead of time with your husband. Then watch some terrific Nina Hartley DVDs that will help: her <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Nina-Hartley/sp-nina-hartley146s-guide-to-swinging-2733.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Guide to Swinging</SPAN></A> and <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/How-To/sp-ninas-guide-to-threesomes-girl-girl-boy-8904.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Guide to Threesomes</SPAN></A> (2 Girls and a Guy) are a terrific start. You could also check out some bisexual-themed adult films to get some ideas: Check out <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Bisexual/sp-fine-bi-me-8052.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Fine Bi Me</SPAN></A> and the <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Bisexual/sp-the-bi-apple-dvd-11551.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Bi Apple</SPAN></A>.</P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Laura,</SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14>Dear Laura, Does Adam &amp; Eve have any nipple rings? My nipples are a very inverted, and I would like to dress them up! Do you have any kind of jewelry I could put on them without the pain or infection? Also what about rings for the clit--not real, just something like an illusion? --<SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Perky</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Perky,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>You’ve come to the right place! Adam &amp; Eve has some fantastic nipple (and clit) jewelry without the fuss of piercing! First, you might want to try some nipple stimulation to harden them before putting on the jewelry. For that, try the <A href="adameve.com/womens-adult-sex-toys/Nipple-Toys/sp-nipple-teasers-12617.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Nipple Teasers</SPAN></A> or the fabulous and <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Nipple-Toys/sp-vibrating-nipple-clamps-4229.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Vibrating Nipple Clamps</SPAN></A>. Then, slip on our <A href="adameve.com/Lingerie/Jewelry/sp-gold-nipple-rings-2832.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Gold Nipple Rings</SPAN></A>, which are adjustable for a custom fit. For extra fun, try <A href="adameve.com/Lingerie/Jewelry/sp-twinkles-11935.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Twinkles</SPAN></A> which go around your nipples are non-piercing. For your clit, go for the <A href="adameve.com/Novelties-and-Fun-Stuff/Jewelry/sp-cleopatra-clitoral-jewelry-2831.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Cleopatra Clitoral Jewelry</SPAN></A>. It sits just inside the clitoral hood, and when you move, the stimulation can get you hot, hot, hot!<BR></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Laura,</SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14>The guy I am seeing is great in bed, but he can't last more than about 5 minutes when we go the first time. Then, it takes half an hour to an hour for him to be able to go again. How can I help him last a little longer, so that we can both enjoy it? He is very embarrassed by it, but I have told him it doesn't bother me that much. Please give us some tips. --<SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Momma Nymph</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Momma Nymph,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>There are many ways to help a man last longer and prolong the ecstasy for both of you! To begin with, he could try masturbating before you come together the first time. You could desensitize him a little bit so that he’s not so hot off the trigger--a condom will take the edge off, as will our fabulous <A href="adameve.com/sex-lubricants/Stay-Hard-Sex-Lubes/sp-adam-eve-delay-spray-2769.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">A&amp;E Delay Spray</SPAN></A>. Using a cock ring (check out the <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Cock-Rings/sp-black-tri-rings-7075.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Black Tri-Rings</SPAN></A>) will also help delay his orgasm. And keep this in mind: You don’t have to have a hard penis to be sexual. There are lots of things you could do while he gets it up again! Get creative with fingers, tongues, and lips, and you might find whole new ways to experience pleasure!<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter_ask_laura.aspx">Click Here To Read More</A></SPAN> | <A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class=style14 vAlign=top> <P><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD vAlign=top width=11 rowSpan=2> <TABLE width=11> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=10><IMG height=1184 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/jan_news/images/vert_spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=11> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=10><IMG height=1184 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/jan_news/images/vert_spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=11> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=10><IMG height=685 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/jan_news/images/vert_spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=11> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=10><IMG height=600 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/jan_news/images/vert_spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD vAlign=top width=219> <DIV align=left> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94>In This Issue:</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_toc.gif" width=190></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <DIV class=style98 align=left><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx?#sex_challenge">Can you handle the Sex Challenge?</A></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx?#bartenders">Bartenders’ Newest Friend! </A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx?#sex_toys">Sex Toys Aren’t Just About Sex! </A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#nantucket">There once was a man from...</A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#personals">Personals </A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#asklaura">Ask Laura </A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A class=style98 href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#featured">Featured Product of the Month</A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><A class=style98 href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#telllaura">Tell Laura </A></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><A class=style98 href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#horoscopes">Sexual Horoscopes </A></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><A class=style98 href="adameve.com/t-april_2008_newsletter.aspx#wishlist">Wish List </A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94>Missed An Issue?</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_toc.gif" width=190></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style98><A href="adameve.com/t-newsletter_archives.aspx">Check Out Our News Archives </A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=208><A href="http://www.xfanz.com"><IMG height=109 alt="xbiz summer forum" src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/image001.gif" width=189 border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE cellPadding=4 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=center><A href="http://www.thefameawards.com/"><IMG height=100 alt=sidebanner_ad src="http://www.adameve.com/images/adspace/template1/13/2767/FAME_footer.jpg" width=175 align=left useMap=#Map2 border=0></A></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class=style94 width=213><SPAN class=style10><A id=wishlist name=wishlist></A></SPAN>When You Wish Upon A List…</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_toc.gif" width=190></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=style14>In case you haven’t noticed, we just finished redesigning our <A href="adameve.com/wishlistsignin.aspx">Wish List</A> system so you can share it with your partner and friends! 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Then, it’s a simple matter of deciding who to share your wish list with – your bowling buddies, your friends from the strip club, the person you cybered with the other night, and anyone else you can trick into buying you sex toys and movies.</SPAN> <BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=205></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><A href="adameve.com/catalogrequest.aspx"><IMG height=143 alt=7 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/catalog.jpg" width=200 border=0></A><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=211> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style14>Not on our mailing list?<BR><A class=style14 href="adameve.com/catalogrequest.aspx">Request A Catalog</A></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=211> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94><SPAN class=style10><A id=horoscopes name=horoscopes></A></SPAN>Sexual Horoscope:</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_toc.gif" width=190></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN class=style14>Looking for guidance in affairs of the bedroom? See what the stars have to say about your sex life! Loaded with what to expect, our monthly sex astrologer offers up a whirlwind of advice from the stars to keep your love life hopping! </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=aries src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/aries.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Aries (Mar 21–Apr 20)<BR></SPAN>Looking for some hot fantasy play this month? Check out our <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Adam-and-Eve-Pictures/sp-american-heroes-11843.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">hottest</SPAN></A> new DVDs to spice up and give you some fresh ideas!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=tarus src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/taurus.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Taurus (Apr 21–May 21)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>Spice up your evenings with a super-hot XXX film! Check out AVN Award winners <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Features/sp-layout-dvd-12019.aspx?sc=NEWSC08T&amp;cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-NEWSC08T-_-Zone">Layout</A> and <A href="adameve.com/DVD-and-Video/Adam-and-Eve-Pictures/sp-sunshine-highway-12243.aspx?sc=NEWSC08T&amp;cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-NEWSC08T-_-Zone">Sunshine Highway</A>.</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=gemini src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/gemini.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Gemini (May 22–June 21)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>I know you’re curious! You’ve been dying to try anal play, but not sure where to start. Check out the <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Anal-Sex-Toys/sp-red-jelly-anal-twist-6749.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Red Jelly Anal Twist</SPAN></A> for a perfect toy!!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=cancer src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/cancer.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Cancer (June 22–July 22)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>April showers... bring hot orgasms! Try our <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Stimulators/sp-love-jet-7796.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Love Jet</SPAN></A> for more fun in the bathroom than you ever thought possible.</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=leo src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/leo.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Leo (July 23–Aug 22)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>A great month for experimenting with a <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Male-Masturbators/sp-cyberskin-stroker-triplets-11513.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">masturbator</SPAN></A>! Try it for solo play, with oral sex, and as part of your fantasy world!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=virgo src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/virgo.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 23)<BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>You love to have a dirty little secret, you naughty thing! Try some lingerie under your outfit! A <A href="adameve.com/Lingerie/Baby-Doll/sp-feeling-sexy-babydoll-panty-12338.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Sexy Babydoll</SPAN></A> for her, a sexy <A href="adameve.com/Lingerie/Men's-Wear/sp-see-thru-thong-8018.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">See-Thru Thong</SPAN></A> for him!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=libra src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/libra.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><SPAN class=style14>Libra (Sept 24–Oct 23)</SPAN><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>I have just the fun new toy for Libras! Try the <A href="adameve.com/Vibrators/mini-vibrators/sp-pleasure-ball-ultimate-massager-12652.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Pleasure Ball</SPAN></A> --great for massaging sore muscles, then roll one of its textured sides over to your pleasure spots for more fun!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=scorpio src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/scorpio.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>Bored with the everyday oral sex? Well, we have just the toy for you! Our <A href="adameve.com/Novelties-and-Fun-Stuff/Jewelry/sp-tongue-vibe-11811.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Tongue Vibe</SPAN></A> will add all new sensations when you “go down!”</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=sagittarius src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/sag.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21)</SPAN> <SPAN class=style14><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>You like to bend all around to hit your hot spots! Check out the hot new <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/womens-adult-sex-toys/sp-cyberskin-three-way-thriller-12570.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Cyberskin Three-Way thriller</SPAN></A> for extra stimulation!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=capricorn src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/capricorn.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>You long for some tasty fun this month! Splurge on our <A href="adameve.com/lovers-cocktail-warming-oil-PC-11443-0.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Lovers Cocktails</SPAN></A> and spice up your foreplay with an edible, hot massage!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=aquarius src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/aquarius.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)<BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style14>Time for a change of pace! Pick up a <A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Erection-Enhancers/sp-real-feel-penis-enhancer-10887.aspx"><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline">Feel Real Penis Enhancer</SPAN></A> to slip on his rod so you can both experience hot new sensations!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=75><A href="adameve.com/t-adam_and_eve_newsletter.aspx"><IMG height=72 alt=pisces src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/pisces.gif" width=72 border=0></A></TD> <TD width=126></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2 height=114><SPAN class=style14 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Pisces (Feb 20–Mar 20) </SPAN><BR><SPAN class=style14>You’re so transparent! You’ve been longing to try a glass toy, and it’s a great month to experience the silky smooth luxury of the <A href="adameve.com/womens-adult-sex-toys/Glass-Dildos/sp-cyberglass-four-way-g-12047.aspx">Cyberglass Four-Way!</A></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=213> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV class=style95 align=left><A id=personals name=personals></A>Personals </DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline.gif" width=213></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><SPAN class=style14>Not only does Adam &amp; Eve help you get off – but now we’re helping you hook up too! With our new personal sites, you can meet people right where you live for a one-night stand, a few dates, or something long-term. We’ve got millions of ads that you can access for free during your trial period. <BR><BR>And if you’re having problems finding someone to meet, you can visit our racy chat rooms or watch one of our live cam shows! <BR><BR><A href="http://www.eroticy.com/landing/registrationae/default.asp">Find The Right Someone</A> | <A href="#top">Back to Top</A></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=100> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=590><SPAN class=style10></SPAN><SPAN class=style10><A id=featured name=featured></A></SPAN> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94>Featured Product of the Month </SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_long.gif" width=584></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SPAN class=style10><BR></SPAN> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=center align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><A class=style54 href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/eden-sex-toys/sp-eden-body-blossom-12343.aspx">Eden Body Blossom</A></SPAN></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class=style14>Feel your whole body bloom!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <H1 class=style14 align=left><SPAN class=style85><A class=style85 href="adameve.com/womens-adult-sex-toys/Glass-Dildos/sp-candy-cane-glass-dildo-12354.aspx"></A></SPAN></H1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=left width=251><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/eden-sex-toys/sp-eden-body-blossom-12343.aspx"><IMG height=235 alt=featured_product src="http://content.adameve.com/images/products/F/f669_1062288-medlrg.jpg" width=235 border=0></A></SPAN></TD> <TD vAlign=top width=511> <H1 class=style14 align=left>Description</H1><SPAN class=style14>Escape from the hot afternoon sun into a shady glade filled with delicate, sweet-smelling flower blossoms that relax your mind and drive your senses wild – just like our own Body Blossom. The multiple tips and sharp curve are great for exploring all your erogenous zones – especially deep inside your body! Located beside a powerful bullet vibe for maximum stimulation, the flower’s vibrating nubs and petals kiss your most sensitive spot all over! This durable silicone vibe is super-hygienic. Requires 3 watch batteries, 6 included free. <BR><BR></SPAN> <P class=style14 align=left>Avg. Rating:<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><IMG height=12 src="http://www.adameve.com/skins/skin_10/images/ratings/4.gif" width=70></SPAN><BR><BR><A class=style14 href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/eden-sex-toys/sp-eden-body-blossom-12343.aspx#Reviews">See Reviews</A><BR><BR></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=left><A class=style14 href="#top">Back to Top</A> </DIV> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD height=35> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=586> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=584> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94><SPAN class=style10><A id=telllaura name=telllaura></A></SPAN>Tell Laura </SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_long.gif" width=584></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=470 bgColor=white colSpan=2> <P class=style46 align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Tell us what you think about one of our products!!! </SPAN>email us at <A href="mailto: newsletter@">newsletter@adameve.com</A></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=white colSpan=2> <P class=style16>&nbsp;</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <H1 class=style14 align=left><SPAN class=style95>This Month's Product is: </SPAN></H1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=left width=251><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><A href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Male-Masturbators/sp-adam-eve-pink-lips-pussy-stroker-11504.aspx?sc=NEWSC08T&amp;cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-NEWSC08T-_-Zone"><IMG height=235 alt=monthly_product src="http://content.adameve.com/images/products/A/a691_1030007-medlrg.jpg" width=235 border=0></A></SPAN></TD> <TD width=511><A class=style54 href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Male-Masturbators/sp-adam-eve-pink-lips-pussy-stroker-11504.aspx">Adam &amp; Eve Pink Lips Pussy Stroker </A><BR><SPAN class=style14><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Soft Pink Lips Devour Your Dick</SPAN> <BR><BR>Slip your stiff one between the soft pink lips of this hefty 7” stroker and prepare for a whole new sensation. Not only does she look real, the hypoallergenic and latex-free Cyberskin material feels real, too. Let her tight ribbed walls hug and stimulate you to the most explosive orgasm ever. Open-ended for easy cleaning. <BR></SPAN><SPAN class="style14 style12 style81"><BR></SPAN> <P class=style14 align=left>Avg. Rating:<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><IMG height=12 src="http://www.adameve.com/skins/skin_10/images/ratings/4.gif" width=70></SPAN><BR><BR><A class=style14 href="adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Male-Masturbators/sp-adam-eve-pink-lips-pussy-stroker-11504.aspx#Reviews">See Reviews</A></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=586> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=584> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Recycle Your Old Catalogs </SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_long.gif" width=584></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=141> <DIV align=left><A href="adameve.com/catalogrequest.aspx"><IMG height=94 alt="recycle logo" hspace=5 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/recycle_logo.gif" width=125 vspace=20 border=0></A></DIV></TD> <TD class=style14 width=621> <P align=left><BR>Did you know that you can recycle the catalogs and letters you receive in the mail?</P> <P align=left>From our famous mail-order catalog to that IRS audit letter, the majority of mail you receive is 100% recyclable. </P> <P align=left>Adam &amp; Eve recently started working with the Direct Marketing Association to increase recycling awareness. Just look for the special “Recycle Please” logo on catalogs and other letters you receive in the mail and drop them off at your local recycling center after placing your order. </P> <P align=left>With your help, we’ll significantly increase the recycling rate and help preserve forests and other natural treasures for future generations to enjoy.</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=584> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=584> <DIV align=left><SPAN class=style94 style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Help us, Help you!</SPAN></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=1 src="http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/newsletter/apr2008_news/images/header_underline_long.gif" width=584></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P class=style14 align=left><BR>In our quest to be the best newsletter we can be on a low-budget, limited coffee breaks, and staff of typewriting monkeys, we need your help.<BR><BR>If you have any suggestions of things you’d like to see in the future, especially monthly features so we don’t have to waste precious brain space trying to come up with semi-original ideas, then please email them to us at <A href="mailto:newsletter@?subject=Suggestions">newsletter@adameve.com</A>.<BR><BR>We promise to read your ideas carefully and thoroughly before making fun of the lamer ones and claiming the better ones as our own ideas. Seriously though, if you should proposition an idea that we end up using, we’ll give you a shout-out plus a free annual subscription to the newsletter. </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE> <P align=left>&nbsp;</P></BLOCKQUOTE>