Are You a Poet and Want Everyone to Know it?
While we were scrounging around for ideas for this month's newsletter, we discovered that April is National Poetry Month. To celebrate, write up your own dirty limerick or poem and send it to us at newsletter@adameve.com. If we like it, we'll run it next month's newsletter. (You get bonus points for submitting ones that you find written on bathroom walls.)
To help get your creative juices flowing, we penned a few samples. Just bear in mind that no one here even pretends to be a real poet.
Vibrator Games
Tickling, teasing start.
Crank it up high to finish.
Ohhh, that hits the spot!
My First Anal Toy
This goes where? I'll try...
Relax, take it slow, use lube
Ouch! Need numbing cream.
I Love Big Butt Movies
Large and round - bouncing,
with every step, just asking
for a good spanking!
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