It’s Not Just About April Fools or Easter
As part of an ongoing campaign here at Adam and Eve to justify having an intern hang around the office to laugh at our jokes and make runs to the local coffee shop, we occasionally have to give him real work to do. And this week it meant making him look up funny holidays for “research.” We had so much fun with what he found out that we just had to share it with you – so be sure to mark your calendar for the following days.
April 2, Reconciliation Day – Aside from Christmas, this is probably the greatest holiday ever as it’s completely devoted to make-up sex. It’s worth arguing with your partner just to celebrate this.
April 9, Name Yourself Day – While there’s too much paperwork and hassle to change your name every year, there’s absolutely no stress involved in coming up with a porn star name. Start with your mother’s maiden name, a pet, the street you grow up on and come up with the hottest combination possible. Remember – the wilder it is, the better!
April 13, Blame Someone Else Day – Long overdue, this richly deserved holiday celebrates the people who helped make our economy what it is today.
April 14, Ex Spouse Day – Just imagine all the fun ways to mark this holiday – having a huge party to celebrate, burning his golf clubs or her favorite clothes, getting drunk and wondering where you went wrong or even meeting back up for some hot divorced couples sex.
April 23, Take a Chance Day – Whether your lusting after that babe you keep bumping into at the bar or coffee shop or the cute guy who walks his dog at the same time you do, this is your day to take a chance and ask him or her out!
April 26, Hug an Australian Day, National Pretzel Day, and Richter Scale Day – Since these all fall on the same day, we strongly suggest you do your best to celebrate all of them at once. Start off by hugging an Australian before showing your new friend from down under your yoga skills with some pretzel-like sex positions. If things work out nicely, your mattress thumping and quaking orgasms will deserve a spot on the Richter scale.